Lonely No More
The incredible eight-part full-cast audio drama written and created by Sebastian Baczkiewicz and directed by Jessica Dromgoole.
It’s just a message, right?
Daubed on walls, trending on socials, appearing in every language in every country all over the world and always reading the same. Nobody knows where it originated, only that it can’t be ignored. And then – in the blink of an eye – everything changes. Activated alien DNA, long buried within each and every one of us, transforms the majority of the human race. Cities are abandoned. Civilisation discarded. Suddenly, we’re not humans anymore, we’re… Lonely No More.
Or most of us are…
For those still unactivated and “lonely”, it’s now about learning to survive in the ruins of an unwanted and terrifying world.
See, the apocalypse isn’t coming, it’s already here.
LONELY NO MORE is an Audiama production recorded at BBC Cymru Wales.
• Executive Producer: Francis Hellyer
• Producers: Ed Perkins and Mali Harries
• Sound Design and Original Music: Jon Nicholls
• Studio Engineer: Cathy Robinson
• Production Co-ordinator: Mair Roberts
Starring:
Nikesh: Gavi Singh Chera
Nina: Olivia Vinall
Christina: Edita Sllamniku
Syed: Bhasker Patel
Xavi: Joe Thomas
Liv: Gwyneth Keyworth
Osmond: Matthew Gravelle
Taylor: Aimee Ffion Edwards
Benedetto: Patrick Kennedy
Urqhart: Michael Bertenshaw
Demelza: Saskia West
Lucette: Kimberley Nixon
Clifton: Luke Newberry
TLK: Matthew Tennyson
Freddy/Dr: Jonathan McGuiness
Haroun: Sid Sagar
Police: James Wilson
Sally/Police: Eiry Thomas
Zach: Gareth Pierce
Vinny: Nay Murphy
Hinata: Leo Wan
Various: Claire Cage
Various: Iestyn Jones
Additional vocals: Stephanie MacGaraidh
Special thanks: Royal Welsh College of Music and Drama
Lonely No More
Lonely No More: Episode 2: “Signals”
As the world reels from the mysterious events on the M4, Nikesh struggles to make sense of what’s happening while grappling with Nina’s sudden absence. A fire alarm forces him and his colleagues onto the street, where unsettling questions about Lucette’s disappearance arise. Meanwhile, cryptic connections between global incidents begin to surface—abandoned towns, strange phenomena, and the pervasive Lonely No More message.
As Nikesh is drawn into an explosive radio interview, tensions mount with conspiracy theorists questioning the official narrative. With whispers of something larger at play, Nikesh finds himself unexpectedly heading to Tokyo. But just as answers seem within reach, a catastrophic event at the airport sends shockwaves through an already fragile reality.
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LONELY NO MORE
by SEBASTIAN BACZKIEWICZ
EPISODE 2
SCENE 1 THE PARK
SFX DISTANT TRAFFIC. NIKESH RINGS NINA, A MOMENT OF RINGTONE, THEN
1. NINA (on phone) Hi this is Nina. Leave a message and I’ll call you right back.
2. NIKESH Hey there it’s me. Brought your phone today in case anyone tried to take it from the flat while I was at work. I know you won’t be hearing this until you’re home reunited with your phone, but anyway, yesterday was crazy wasn‘t it? Really Crazy. Anyway, I know you know I love you and I’m trying, really trying not to worry. Hope you’re OK wherever they took you. How can this be happening to us? You must be asking yourself that too. Anyway, that’s all I wanted say. Oh, and your ex with the pecs Clifton’s left you like a million messages since yesterday. Something you’d like to tell me? See you home and safe very soon I hope.
NIKESH HANGS UP AND SIGHS
3. NIKESH Oh, Nina.
SCENE 2 INT. OFFICE BLOCK STAIRWELL
SFX AN ELECTRONIC ALARM SOUNDS REMORSELESSLY AS WORKERS QUICKLY MAKE THEIR WAY DOWN THE STAIRS. AMONGST THEM LIV AND NIKESH
4. LIV You think there’s a fire, Niko? You think there’s actually a fire?
5. NIKESH Let’s just keep moving, Liv.
6. LIV I don’t think there’s a fire. I think this is just a drill.
7. NIKESH After yesterday, I’m taking no chances.
8. LIV Yesterday was a traffic accident.
9. NIKESH It was a bit more than that.
10. LIV And you and Nina bang in the middle of it.
11. NIKESH Bang in the middle of it.
12. LIV I mean where the hell is she?
13. NIKESH What? Nina left for the hospital first thing this morning.
14. LIV Not Nina, dummy! I mean Lucette.
LIV CALLS OUT TO A WORKER AS THEY RUSH DOWN THE STAIRS
15. LIV Hey, Is this a drill would you say?
16. WORKER Huh?
17. LIV A drill. Is this a drill or do you know if there’s an actual fire?
18. WORKER What?
19. LIV I’m just wondering if this is a.
THE WORKER HURRIES DOWN THE STAIRS
20. LIV Blimey. People.
21. NIKESH Best we just focus.
22. LIV I’m worried Niko. I’m really worried.
23. NIKESH We’ll be outside on the street in no time flat, Liv.
24. LIV You doing this on purpose? I’m not talking about the drill, dummy. About Lucette. Lucette. About what might have happened to her. I’m really worried.
25. NIKESH Just take my hand and let’s get out of here.
SFX LIV DOES SO AND THEY HURRY DOWN THE STAIRS – THE EMERGENCY BLEEPING AROUND THEM
SCENE 3 EXT. THE STREET.
SFX THE OFFICE WORKERS ARE ALL OUT ON THE STREET.
26. SALLY Right that’s everybody. There’s nobody from Grainger Grant and Colby still in the building..
27. NIKESH Offices were all empty when I left, Sally.
28. SALLY Right. Good. Thanks Nikesh. If everyone could please swipe back in when the all-clear sounds.
29. NIKESH Then you don’t think there’s a fire.
30. SALLY No idea. Oh, did you speak to that woman?
31. NIKESH What woman?
32. SALLY She was just standing over there. Said you’d talked last night.
33. NIKESH Said we? Ah, no. No, I didn’t see her.
34. SALLY I don’t think she works here.
35. NIKESH No. No, I don’t think so either.
36. SALLY Odd she didn’t leave a name. I’ll let you know when we get the all-clear.
37. NIKESH Thanks, Sally. See you later.
38. SALLY She was standing just there. Right over by those mail vans.
SCENE 4 CONT.
39. LIV (appr.) Well?
40. NIKESH Huh?
41. LIV What did Sally have to say?
42. NIKESH She’s waiting for the all-clear.
43. LIV So you think this was just a drill then?
44. NIKESH I don’t know what I think. I genuinely don’t know what I think about anything anymore.
45. LIV So we’ve got to what? Wait out here.
46. NIKESH Pretty much.
47. LIV Great.
48. NIKESH Nobody asked after me this morning, did they?
49. LIV How d’you mean?
50. NIKESH Anyone you didn’t know.
51. LIV Like a total stranger?
52. NIKESH Exactly: like a total stranger.
53. LIV Nope. Should they have?
54. NIKESH No. No. It’s nothing.
SFX LIV TAKES OUT A PACKET OF CIGARETTES
55. LIV Smoke?
56. NIKESH Liv.
57. LIV Not looking for a lecture, Nikesh. Not today.
58. NIKESH I wouldn’t want to be smelling of cigarettes when I go in to see Grainger.
59. LIV Any objection on that front would be pretty darn rich coming from him.
60. NIKESH Freddy Grainger smokes?
61. LIV Like a fucking boiler.
62. NIKESH You’re kidding.
63. LIV I’m not kidding. Should have seen him in Berlin last year at the advertising conference.
64. NIKESH Was that before Lonely No More became a thing or after.
65. LIV Before. Like ages before. Niko.
66. NIKESH Feels like it’s been around forever.
67. LIV Which is precisely why Tucker Lane King wants it so badly. Honestly, Nikesh. The cloud you live on.
68. NIKESH Freddy Grainger smokes. How could I have not known that?
SFX LIV LIGHTS UP
69. LIV You know, they asked after you yesterday.
70. NIKESH Who asked after me?
71. LIV Tucker Lane King’s people.
72. NIKESH At yesterday’s meeting?
73. LIV Yes, at yesterday’s meeting. Where else?
74. NIKESH What did they ask?
75. LIV They asked why the hell that Nikesh character is such a goddam square.
76. NIKESH They did not say that.
77. LIV Your face.
78. NIKESH What did they say, Liv?
79. LIV Good job. That’s what they said.
80. NIKESH They really said that? Tucker’s people.
81. LIV What can I tell you they love love love what we’ve pitched.
82. NIKESH They do? Because if you’re kidding
83. LIV I’m not kidding. Why would I kid about that. My pretty little derrière is as much on the line as yours, y’know.
84. NIKESH I do know that.
85. LIV Tucker Lane King’s greatly looking forward to personally locking horns in Tokyo.
86. NIKESH He didn’t say that.
87. LIV No, he didn’t say that.
88. NIKESH Liv.
89. LIV But he is genuinely very keen to meet me.
90. NIKESH In Tokyo.
91. LIV In Tokyo day after tomorrow.
92. NIKESH Wow. Great.
93. LIV It is great. It’s really great. It really is. It. She really hasn’t spoken to Nina in the last twenty four hours? Lucette. Not even a text?
94. NIKESH As far as I know, no.
95. LIV She walks out of the office at lunchtime and what? Just vanishes? Who just vanishes? And you know how Lucette is. Everything so organised. The lists, the endless lists. Maybe I should try Nina again? I’m trying Nina again.
96. NIKESH Not a good idea.
97. LIV Huh?
98. NIKESH You won’t get through is all. Not today.
99. LIV I’m phoning her now.
SFX NINA’S PHONE RINGS IN NIKESH’S POCKET.
100. LIV You’ve got her phone? Why have you got Nina’s phone?
101. NIKESH It’s what she wanted.
102. LIV She wanted you to have her phone?
103. NIKESH In case she needed to call me.
104. LIV Why wouldn’t she call you on your phone?
105. NIKESH Because I’ve got it.
106. LIV Yes, but why have you got it?
107. NIKESH Because that’s what NIna wanted.
108. LIV Nina wanted you to have her phone with you today in case she called it? That’s crazy.
109. NIKESH It is. It is crazy.
110. LIV Are you two OK? Tell me that you two are OK?
111. NIKESH We’re fine.
112. LIV You don’t seem fine.
113. NIKESH Listen. Liv.
114. LIV Yeh.
115. NIKESH Nina hasn’t? She hasn’t been?
116. LIV She hasn’t been what?
117. NIKESH Clifton.
118. LIV Clifton the brainless bounder.
119. NIKESH They’ve not been, they’ve not been communicating. You’d tell me if they had, right?
120. LIV Nina and Clifton? No way. Why?
121. NIKESH Just asking.
122. LIV Niko.
123. NIKESH There was a text.
124. LIV From Clifton.
125. NIKESH Quite a lot of texts actually.
126. LIV You’re kidding.
127. NIKESH I’m not kidding.
128. LIV Like one or two?
129. NIKESH Like fifty.
130. LIV Fifty!
NIKESH SHOWS LIV THE PHONE
131. NIKESH See?
132. LIV Blimey.
133. NIKESH Why would he be texting her?
134. LIV Because he’s a brainless bounder who did you a colossal favour by casually dumping your beautiful fiancée three years ago and is not worth a second thought.
135. NIKESH And if there are feelings?
136. LIV There are no feelings because she loves you Niko. Loves you loves you loves you. And that’s the beginning and the end of it.
SFX LIV’S PHONE GOES OFF
137. LIV I have to take this. Sorry.
138. NIKESH It’s not Lucette is it?
139. LIV No, sadly. Hello. Hi. Speaking.
LIV MOVES OFF
140. SAM (APPR) Hey Nikesh.
141. NIKESH Sam. Hey.
THEY HUG
142. SAM What about those lonely old cows on the streets?
143. NIKESH Huh?
144. SAM On the news. Un-milked. Unloved. Lowing about that abandoned town in Finland.
145. NIKESH I haven’t watched the news. Not since last night.
146. SAM It was straight after the report on the pile up and the jumpers on the M4.
147. NIKESH Right.
148. SAM Crazy, right. Crazy crazy crazy.
149. NIKESH Crazy.
150. SAM You think they’re going to let people back in the building soon?
151. NIKESH They’re just waiting on the fire officers.
152. SAM Cos I’m supposed to be on air in forty minutes.
153. NIKESH Definitely looks to me like the emergency’s over.
154. SAM Not that there was one.
155. NIKESH Still with the way things are anything’s possible?
156. SAM Huh?
157. NIKESH The craziness in the world
158. SAM You OK, Niko? Niko?
159. NIKESH Bit of a day. Yesterday. Yesterday was a bit of a day.
160. SAM Dedicating the first hour of the show to it this morning. Even found some taxi driver who swears one of the jumpers was in his actual cab.
161. NIKESH Arsenal fans.
162. SAM Huh?
163. NIKESH The cabbie and the jumper.
164. SAM What?
165. NIKESH I spoke to that cabbie.
166. SAM You spoke to him? When did you speak to him?
167. NIKESH I was there, Sam. At the pile up. Nina too. Jumper landed right on the bonnet of the car in front of us.
168. SAM Tell me you’re actually kidding.
169. NIKESH Nina assisted him before he died. Life’s been pretty ferocious ever since.
170. SAM You’re booked, Nikesh.
171. NIKESH Huh?
172. SAM I need you on the show, bro.
173. NIKESH I’ve got a really big meeting at eleven thirty.
174. SAM Studio’s two floors down.
175. NIKESH Not sure I should even be talking about it.
176. SAM Join me on the show and I’ll DJ your wedding.
177. NIKESH For real?
178. SAM Twenty minutes of your time, Niko. One night of incredible music. Twenty minutes tops.
SCENE 5 INT. STUDIO
SFX LBC-STYLE IDENT MUSIC, THEN
179. SAM Welcome back you’re listening to Sam Butler on JKL and this morning we’re not going to be talking solely about yesterday’s terrifying events on a motorway out of London but what seem to be an increasing number of strange and unexplained phenomena taking place across the globe. With us to discuss this is controversial commentator and former Formula One racing driver Xavi Anderson. Good morning Xavi.
180. XAVI Good morning to you Sam. Your very own dancing bear is ready to take any questions.
181. SAM Hah, right. Good, Xavi. Look, if I could kick this segment of the show off by asking you first about your reading of yesterday’s tragic events.
182. XAVI Well, obviously the news reports we’ve all seen have been extremely distressing and disturbing - nobody would dispute that.
183. SAM Distressing disturbing and may I say unprecedented. Three unconnected people apparently jumping from a flyover into the moving traffic below.
184. XAVI Unprecedented as you say.
185. SAM But you tweeted this morning that you believe there’s more to this do you not? More than is at first apparent.
186. XAVI What me and my team of researchers –
187. SAM Your very controversial team of researchers –
188. XAVI - have discovered are a number of shockingly similar global events.
189. SAM Such as?
190. XAVI Take the sudden abandonment last month of a tanker which – had the tanker not been intercepted in time - could have resulted in a disastrous oil spill overwhelming the gulf of Bahrain. Reports from China of mass exoduses from cities, villages and towns across that vast country.
191. SAM Unverified reports, I must say.
192. XAVI And then yesterday, along with the terrible incident on the motorway, this abandoned village in Finland.
193. SAM The cows in the empty town you mean.
194. XAVI Precisely that, yes.
195. SAM And you’re saying that there’s a connection. That all these mysterious events are what? Linked in some way?
196. XAVI These are but a tiny handful of the events we’ve been made aware of.
197. SAM And you and your followers believe there’s some sort of a pattern here.
198. XAVI Yes, they do.
199. SAM People died on the Great West Road yesterday.
200. XAVI And I pray for the families of everyone affected by this awful event.
201. SAM But you’re saying ‘hold on, people” we all need to wake up and see this as part of a wider global phenomenon. Right?
202. XAVI Right.
203. SAM You’re listening to Sam Butler on JKL the time is just coming up to ten thirty-five and in a moment we’ll be chatting to Nikesh Bhakta the fiancée of the doctor who did her best to attend to one of the individuals who jumped from the M4 yesterday. See you straight after the break.
SFX IDENT MUSIC
SCENE 6 INT. THE CORRIDOR
NIKESH AND LIV ARE WALKING DOWN THE CORRIDOR
204. LIV And you’re going to do it?
205. NIKESH It’ll only take a minute or two.
206. LIV And Grainger?
207. NIKESH I’ll be there no problem.
208. LIV He wants us in his office in forty minutes. We need to be prepared.
209. NIKESH We are prepared.
SFX LIV STOPS FOR SOME WATER AND GETS HERSELF SOME
210. LIV Water?
211. NIKESH No thanks.
212. LIV I really need you on your best game today.
213. NIKESH And I will be – I really will be – twenty minutes.
SCENE 7 INT. THE STUDIO
SFX THE IDENT MUSIC
214. SAM We’re lucky enough to be joined now by a friend of mine who completely coincidentally works in the very building we’re broadcasting from, and who was actually involved in yesterday’s catastrophic events on the M4. Welcome Nikesh.
215. NIKESH Hello Sam.
216. SAM Appreciate you coming onto the show after what you went through yesterday.
217. NIKESH Yesterday was not an easy day for anyone, no.
218. SAM So, Nikesh, if it’s okay with you, perhaps we could begin with what you witnessed on the Great West Road.
SFX FLASHBACK TO A FALLING BODY CRASHING ONTO THE BONNET OF THE CAR IN FRONT WITH A TERRIBLE THWACK.
219. NINA Look out, Niko!
220. NIKESH FUCK!!
SFX NIKESH HITS THE BRAKES AND DRIVES STRAIGHT INTO THE BACK OF THE CAR. THE CAR BEHIND CRASHES INTO THEIR CAR. PANDEMONIUM.
221. SAM Nikesh?
222. NIKESH Sorry, yes. Well, it was all pretty horrendous. A man fell or jumped onto the bonnet of the car in front.
223. SAM Causing the mother of all pile ups.
224. NIKESH My fiancée who’s a doctor rushed to the falling man’s aid but sadly – despite her best efforts - it was too late.
225. SAM And I’m sure we’re all very grateful for her efforts. The taxi driver we spoke to on the show earlier said the jumper was chatting merrily about Arsenal minutes before he got out of his car and jumped over the flyover barrier.
226. NIKESH That’s what I understand happened too.
227. SAM And your impressions? What were your impressions of the incident itself.
228. NIKESH Shock. Disbelief. Disbelief that this was actually happening. And then there were the, the other fatalities.
229. SAM The two other people who jumped.
230. NIKESH Yes.
231. XAVI If jumping is what they did.
232. SAM Hold on, Xavi you’ll have an opportunity to comment on what Nikesh is saying in just a second. So – the authorities arrived quite quickly on the scene I understand.
233. NIKESH As you would expect.
234. SAM And they were attending to the injured?
235. NIKESH And doing their best to manage the situation which was already pretty chaotic as you can imagine.
236. SAM And your fiancée?
237. NIKESH They took over from Nina who had been working to, ah
238. SAM To save the life of the man on the bonnet?
239. NIKESH Yes.
240. SAM Do you think Nina would be happy to come on air and talk about what happened? We could call her right now, and patch her in.
241. NIKESH Um, no. Sorry. That’s not possible
242. XAVI Not possible. How so?
243. SAM Just a second there, Xavi. I’m sure we’d all be very interested in anything she had to say.
244. NIKESH She’s not available to speak today.
245. SAM She wasn’t hurt, was she?
246. NIKESH No. She wasn’t hurt at all. She was assisting. She was just assisting. Doing what she could to help.
247. XAVI You seem a bit upset, Nikesh. Are you upset?
248. NIKESH I’m not. No, I’m not upset.
249. SAM It all sounds very distressing for everyone involved.
250. NIKESH It was. It really was.
251. XAVI If I might ask your guest a question.
252. SAM Go ahead, Xavi.
253. XAVI When the authorities finally arrived on the scene, did they identify themselves?
254. NIKESH What?
255. XAVI Did they identify themselves.
256. NIKESH They were the emergency services.
257. XAVI Fire Police and Ambulance?
258. NIKESH The emergency services, yes.
259. XAVI Nobody else?
260. SAM Not sure where you’re going with this, Xavi?
261. XAVI Footage from the accident shows a number of vehicles arriving with the police and ambulance that we were unable to identify.
262. 2SAM Nikesh?
263. NIKESH Who is ‘we’?
264. XAVI We are the interested public.
265. NIKESH I only saw the people you’d expect to see at an emergency such as yesterday’s.
266. XAVI And nobody spoke to your fiancée?
267. NIKESH She spoke to a number of people.
268. XAVI And…?
269. NIKESH And what?
270. XAVI Is that why she’s unavailable to appear on the show?
271. NIKESH I,er, I.
272. XAVI Be great to know who might have spoken to you and your fiancée officially. Seeing as you were both there at the scene. She attending heroically and what not.
273. NIKESH You’d have to ask her.
274. XAVI But I can’t ask her, can I?
275. NIKESH Why are you saying it like that? Why’s he saying it like that?
276. SAM We really can’t speak to Nina, Nikesh?
277. NIKESH As I say she’s unavailable.
278. XAVI She wasn’t detained, was she?
279. NIKESH Detained. What do you mean detained?
280. XAVI By the security services.
281. NIKESH Who is this guy, Sam?
282. SAM Perhaps we ought to go easy on Nikesh, Xavi.
283. XAVI He’s obviously hiding something.
284. NIKESH I thought this was supposed to be some sort of a serious programme, Sam.
285. SAM It is.
286. NIKESH Then why are you letting crazy people like him loose on your listeners.
287. XAVI You see the sort of abuse we truth seekers must endure.
288. NIKESH Truth seekers? You’re not truth seekers. You’re scaremongers. Scaremongers, frauds and raving lunatics.
289. SAM You’re listening to the Sam Butler show on JKL and I’d like to thank both my guests this morning. Nikesh Bhakta and Xavi Anderson
290. XAVI (OVER ABOVE) Time to wake up people.
291. NIKESH Can’t you shut this freak up, Sam?
292. SAM We’ll be back straight after the break with a look at today’s controversial announcements from government
293. XAVI (OVER ABOVE) The Nephilim were on the earth in those days when the sons of God went into the daughters of humans and bore children to them.
294. NIKESH (OVER ABOVE) This fucking guy. Can’t you shut him up for two fucking seconds!
SWIFT CUT
SCENE 8 INT. FREDDY’S OFFICE
SFX NIKESH LIV AND FREDDY ARE ON SOFAS SIPPING COFFEES
295. FREDDY Now that’s what I call making waves, Niko.
296. NIKESH Sorry, Freddy.
297. FREDDY No need to apologise to me, man. Far as I’m concerned you’re a hero. What do you say, Liv?
298. LIV I say they’re both heroes. Him and Nina.
299. FREDDY Whose idea was it to invite Xavi One hundred per cent nut roast onto Sam Butler’s show anyway?
300. NIKESH The producer, at a guess.
301. FREDDY But you gave him what for and that’s why we love you.
302. NIKESH I genuinely did not expect to lose it like that. I really didn’t. So if I’ve in any way embarrassed you or the company Freddy I’m…
303. FREDDY Did you not hear me, Niko?
304. NIKESH I did and I appreciate it.
305. FREDDY Then there’s an end to it. So, to business if we may. Take aways from yesterday’s meeting Liv?
306. LIV Tucker Lane King wants me in Tokyo like yesterday.
307. FREDDY Bags all packed, baby?
308. LIV Kinda.
309. FREDDY Kinda? What’s kinda? Kinda packed? Kinda not packed?
310. LIV Kinda not in the best head space for Tokyo Freddy.
311. FREDDY Not in the best head space?
312. LIV Lucette’s phone’s been found.
BEAT
313. FREDDY Oh. I’m so sorry to hear that.
314. NIKESH Me too, Liv. Where?
315. LIV Just on the wall around the corner. Like she just left it there. Which makes no sense.
316. FREDDY So it’s not like at New Year.
317. LIV I don’t know what it’s like, Freddy, but I’m sorry, there’s no way I’m going to Tokyo. I think Niko should go.
318. NIKESH What?
319. FREDDY Yeh, what?
320. LIV Niko has his finger on all the potential Lonely No More branding opportunities better than, well better than me certainly.
321. FREDDY Tucker Lane King’s expecting you, Liv. You’re the negotiator here.
322. LIV I am but Tucker Lane King’s all over Niko.
323. FREDDY Fancy jumping in here Nikesh?
324. NIKESH I’m not in any position to go either.
325. FREDDY You’re not going to tell me Nina’s disappeared too?
326. NIKESH Not disappeared exactly.
327. FREDDY The fuck does that mean? (BEAT) Niko?
328. NIKESH I’m. I’m just not prepared Freddy, and Liv’s the one who’s led all the negotiations.
329. LIV And I’d be there in a shot if it weren’t for what’s happened.
330. FREDDY But nothing’s happened except Tucker Lane King’s expecting one of our two creatives to meet him in Tokyo tomorrow, and what Tucker Lane King expects Tucker Lane King - what? Anyone?
331. NIKESH Gets.
332. FREDDY Boom. The penny drops. Take the afternoon to get packed. Sally will make the necessary adjustments and meet you at Heathrow. That all good with you, Nikesh?
333. NIKESH That’s all good with me.
334. LIV Then Niko’s going?
335. FREDDY Which is both bold and very company spirited of him, I’d say wouldn’t you, Liv?
SCENE 9 EXT. THE BUILDING
SFX NIKESH IS SWIPING OUT AS SAM RUNS TO CATCH UP WITH HIM
336. SAM (APPR) Niko.
337. NIKESH Got nothing to say to you, Sam.
338. SAM Thank you, man. Seriously. I know things got a little wild this morning.
339. NIKESH You ambushed me. You literally ambushed me live on air with that crazy bastard.
340. SAM I had no idea he was going to go off on all that Bible stuff.
341. NIKESH I thought we were friends, Sam.
342. SAM Pretty sure you’re not going to hear any more about it.
343. NIKESH Until you release the podcast and I start getting harassed by cranks and half-wits.
344. SAM I had no idea things would kick off the way they did.
345. NIKESH Bad enough my brother lapping all this nonsense up. Then you invite rabble rousers like Xavi Anderson onto your show. Knowing exactly what he’s going to do with the opportunity.
346. SAM You’re taking this way too seriously.
347. NIKESH Am I? People died yesterday. And that’s not entertainment.
348. SAM No, it’s not. I’m sorry. Is Haroun still into his crazy conspiracy theories then?
349. NIKESH You’ll see him at the wedding you can ask him yourself.
350. SAM So I’m still invited?
351. NIKESH You’re the best DJ I know.
352. SAM I’m the only DJ you know.
353. NIKESH Now, I’ve got a plane to catch.
354. SAM Fleeing the country?
355. NIKESH Heading to Japan.
356. SAM Japan. Amazing.
357. NIKESH And just about the last thing I need.
SCENE 10 EXT. A PARK
SFX CHILDREN PLAYING ON SWINGS AT DISTANCE. NIKESH DIALS NINA’S PHONE. NINA’S PHONE GOES OFF, THEN
358. NINA (on phone) Hi this is Nina. Leave a message and I’ll call you right back.
359. NIKESH Hey, Nina it’s me. – again. I’m going to leave your phone in the flat for when you get back but I won’t be there until Saturday at the earliest. Freddy Grainger wants me to go to Tokyo as Liv’s cried off cos of Lucette. Liv’s not going cos they found Lucette’s phone. Just sitting on a wall. Which is very strange, right?
Anyway, really hope you’re safe and being well looked after wherever you are. Can’t lie and say I’m not totally a little freaked out. Cos I am. Freaked out and a wee bit lost in the maze of all this, truth be told. Missing you and really, really hope that Clifton quits texting you. Matter of fact I’m calling him now.
SFX NIKESH PRESSES ANOTHER BUTTON – IT RINGS. CLIFTON ON THE PHONE
360. CLIFTON Doctor Markovic. Finally decided to get back to me.
361. NIKESH Nikesh Bhakta.
362. CLIFTON Nikesh Bhakta. Kings of the airwaves! You’re through to Clifton Hayes.
363. NIKESH I’ll get straight to it if that’s OK.
364. CLIFTON Sounds super. Shoot.
365. NIKESH Not sure what it is you think you’re playing at, but I’d appreciate it – really appreciate it - if you stopped texting Nina.
366. CLIFTON Nina. Lovely Nina. How is Nina?
367. NIKESH Aside from the fifty-seven texts you’ve bombarded her with in the last two days she’s fine.
368. CLIFTON Very glad to hear it. Strangely she’s not replied yet. Not ghosting me, is she?
369. NIKESH What?
370. CLIFTON Cos a reply would be nice.
371. NIKESH Nina has nothing to say to you.
372. CLIFTON Heard you two are getting married in Brighton.
373. NIKESH That’s really none of your business.
374. CLIFTON Congratulations.
375. NIKESH Who told you anyway.
376. CLIFTON I’ve an ear to the ground.
377. NIKESH Let’s please just cut the BS shall we?
378. CLIFTON The?
379. NIKESH The bullshit.
380. CLIFTON Rude.
381. NIKESH What?
382. CLIFTON With all the good news in the air right now? Again I say rude.
383. NIKESH The fuck are you talking about?
384. CLIFTON Lonely no more is the fuck I’m talking about.
385. NIKESH Are you drunk, Clifton? Like actually drunk.
386. CLIFTON The very idea. It’s not even three thirty in the pm.
387. NIKESH Then what are you saying?
388. CLIFTON Saying? I’m not saying anything. What are you saying?
389. NIKESH I think you’ve gone mad.
390. CLIFTON Heard you live on the Sam Butler show this morning. Thought you were great - thought you were really great - aside from all the ugly brouhaha at the end. He’s a man worth listening to you know.
391. NIKESH Sam Butler?
392. CLIFTON Xavi Anderson.
393. NIKESH And what was it that appealed to you about Xavi Anderson
394. CLIFTON The Nephilim, silly. The men of renown.
395. NIKESH All right. That’s it. You’ve had your fun. Bother me or Nina again and.
396. CLIFTON And what?
397. NIKESH Have a good life, Dr. Hayes.
398. CLIFTON You can’t ignore it, you know. Not once it gets under your collar.
399. NIKESH What’s that supposed to? Hello? Hello? Clifton? Fuck.
SCENE 11 EXT. THE ALLEY
SFX HINATA IS DUMPING THE TRASH
400. HINATA Here he is. All time number one customer.
401. NIKESH (APPR) Hey Hinata.
402. HINATA No sense in telling you to turn that frown upside down.
403. NIKESH Can’t stop today, sorry.
404. HINATA Late for meeting that lady, eh?
405. NIKESH Lady? What lady? You mean Nina?
406. HINATA No I don’t mean Nina. As if. I mean the lady who said she was meeting you at the flat.
407. NIKESH But not Nina?
408. HINATA Not Nina, no. Some other person.
409. NIKESH Taylor? Did she say her name was Taylor?
410. HINATA She didn’t say anything, man. Just ordered some sushi to go and went on up.
411. NIKESH And you’re saying she’s in my apartment now? This lady?
412. HINATA Far as I know. Don’t tell me you didn’t know?
413. NIKESH (LYING) Er, no, yeh I knew. Course. Oh, and I’m going to Tokyo.
414. HINATA Sweet. Thought you weren’t?
415. NIKESH Plans changed. You have a great day now.
416. HINATA Happy trails mister all time number one.
SCENE 12 INT. THE APARTMENT
SFX NIKESH SWINGS OPEN THE DOOR
417. NIKESH Hello? Taylor? Hello. Its Nikesh.
NIKESH MOVES CAUTIOUSLY INTO THE FRONT ROOM
418. NIKESH Hello? Anyone here with me?
THE APARTMENT IS EMPTY.
419. NIKESH Hello.
SFX NIKESH CROSSES TO THE TABLE AND PICKS UP AN EMPTY SUSHI TRAY
420. NIKESH (quiet) See you didn’t quite finish your sushi.
SCENE 13 INT. TOKYO AIRPORT
SFX PASSENGERS MAKE THEIR WAY THROUGH TO THE DEPARTURE LOUNGE
421. ANNO Welcome to Tokyo. Will all passengers make their way to the arrival lounge and be Lonely No More.
NIKESH AND SALLY ARE MAKING THEIR WAY
422. NIKESH Y’ hear that Sally. Lonely No More.
423. SALLY All the rage.
424. NIKESH All the rage is right.
425. SALLY Can’t go on forever though, can it?
426. NIKESH Let’s hope it carries on long enough to get this pitch over the line.
SALLY TURNS ON HER PHONE, AND A LOAD OF TEXTS/MESSAGES COME THROUGH
427. SALLY Tucker Lane King’s people request we join them at dinner after we’ve had a chance to freshen up.
428. NIKESH They want to take us out tonight?
429. SALLY I’m not about to disappoint Tucker Lane King are you?
430. NIKESH Let’s just get to the hotel shall we?
THEY WALK THROUGH THE TERMINAL.
431. SALLY Everyone’s texting about you and that crazy interview.
432. NIKESH Really don’t want to talk about it, Sally. Now, where’s this car and driver they said they were sending.
SFX SUDDENLY THE ALARM GOES OFF.
433. ALARM Please evacuate. Repeat. Please evacuate the airport right away.
SFX THE ALARM SOUNDS BUT A CONSIDERABLE NUMBER OF PEOPLE RUSH TO THE VAST TERMINAL WINDOWS
434. NIKESH The hell is this now.
435. SALLY Look, Nikesh. On the runway. That plane.
436. NIKESH What plane?
437. SALLY The one heading straight toward the sea.
438. NIKESH What the hell’s it doing?
439. SALLY Looks like it’s, looks like it’s heading right off the end of the runway doesn’t it?
440. NIKESH That’s because that’s exactly what it’s. Oh, my God.
SFX THERE IS A COLLECTIVE GASP FROM ALL THE OBSERVERS AS THE PLANE TUMBLES OFF THE END OF THE RUNWAY AND TOPPLES INTO THE SEA
It’s heading straight off the runway and crashing into the sea.
SFX THERE IS THE TREMENDOUS AND CATASTROPHIC SOUND OF THE PLANE CRASHING INTO THE SEA. PANDEMONIUM