Lonely No More
The incredible eight-part full-cast audio drama written and created by Sebastian Baczkiewicz and directed by Jessica Dromgoole.
It’s just a message, right?
Daubed on walls, trending on socials, appearing in every language in every country all over the world and always reading the same. Nobody knows where it originated, only that it can’t be ignored. And then – in the blink of an eye – everything changes. Activated alien DNA, long buried within each and every one of us, transforms the majority of the human race. Cities are abandoned. Civilisation discarded. Suddenly, we’re not humans anymore, we’re… Lonely No More.
Or most of us are…
For those still unactivated and “lonely”, it’s now about learning to survive in the ruins of an unwanted and terrifying world.
See, the apocalypse isn’t coming, it’s already here.
LONELY NO MORE is an Audiama production recorded at BBC Cymru Wales.
• Executive Producer: Francis Hellyer
• Producers: Ed Perkins and Mali Harries
• Sound Design and Original Music: Jon Nicholls
• Studio Engineer: Cathy Robinson
• Production Co-ordinator: Mair Roberts
Starring:
Nikesh: Gavi Singh Chera
Nina: Olivia Vinall
Christina: Edita Sllamniku
Syed: Bhasker Patel
Xavi: Joe Thomas
Liv: Gwyneth Keyworth
Osmond: Matthew Gravelle
Taylor: Aimee Ffion Edwards
Benedetto: Patrick Kennedy
Urqhart: Michael Bertenshaw
Demelza: Saskia West
Lucette: Kimberley Nixon
Clifton: Luke Newberry
TLK: Matthew Tennyson
Freddy/Dr: Jonathan McGuiness
Haroun: Sid Sagar
Police: James Wilson
Sally/Police: Eiry Thomas
Zach: Gareth Pierce
Vinny: Nay Murphy
Hinata: Leo Wan
Various: Claire Cage
Various: Iestyn Jones
Additional vocals: Stephanie MacGaraidh
Special thanks: Royal Welsh College of Music and Drama
Lonely No More
Lonely No More: Episode 3: “The Mountain”
In Tokyo, Nikesh finds himself navigating the opulence and mystery surrounding Tucker Lane King’s enigmatic business empire. After witnessing the shocking crash at Haneda Airport, questions about the Lonely No More phenomenon deepen when Tucker reveals chilling cockpit footage of the missing flight crew—and an unsettling sound that defies explanation.
As Nikesh grapples with Tucker’s bold plans to trademark Lonely No More across his vast portfolio, his own doubts grow. Meanwhile, director Zane Benedetto hints at an extraordinary global connection between ancient symbols and the phenomenon, unveiling footage from undersea sites that challenge everything Nikesh thought he knew.
With Nina finally back in touch and cryptic messages piling up, Nikesh must decide: is Lonely No More just a viral campaign, or something far more profound—and far more dangerous?
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LONELY NO MORE
EPISODE 3
by SEBASTIAN BACZKIEWICZ
SCENE 1 INT. HOTEL ROOM. TOKYO
SFX NIKESH LIES ON HIS BED TALKING TO OLIVIA - THE NEWS IS ON THE TV – ANNOUNCED OVER THE POLICE SIRENS WAILING ACROSS HANEDA AIRPORT
1. NEWS … Tokyo tonight is a mixture of shock and confusion as to how an incident as dramatic as this could possibly have happened. Right now. the Japanese authorities are not ruling out a terrorist attack, although early reports appear to indicate there’s no trace of the pilot and the rest of the flight crew since the aircraft crashed into the sea at Haneda airport. Live footage of the shocking moment the aircraft motored into the bay has been shared around the world and viewed over two hundred million times.
2. NIKESH Are you seeing this over there in London, Liv?
3. LIV Everyone everywhere’s seeing this.
4. NIKESH They drove an aircraft into the sea? At least they managed to save the passengers
5. NEWS … despite a massive manhunt being launched the whereabouts of the crew are as yet unknown.
SFX NIKESH TURNS THE TV OFF
6. LIV And you were there, Niko?
7. NIKESH Watched it from the terminal along with everyone else.
8. LIV And where are they now? The crew?
9. NIKESH Nobody knows.
10. LIV How can nobody know?
11. NIKESH I don’t know. But they don’t.
12. LIV Weird.
13. NIKESH Weird.
14. LIV Still, you and Sally are safe and sound. That’s the main thing. How’s Tokyo?
15. NIKESH Not seen too much of it as yet.
16. LIV You’ve not talked with Tucker Lane King’s people?
17. NIKESH Hitting the town tonight.
18. LIV With Tucker?
19. NIKESH He’s up a mountain somewhere.
20. LIV What? Why’s he not there in Tokyo? They said he was going to be there in Tokyo.
21. NIKESH Multi-billionaires move in mysterious ways, I guess.
22. LIV This is not what was agreed.
23. NIKESH I’m sure it’s not going to affect anything substantially.
24. LIV It’s affecting me substantially, Nikesh. It’s making me look like a fool.
25. NIKESH No, Liv it isn’t. It really isn’t.
26. LIV And Nina’s still not got back to me, and I’ve sent her, like, a gazillion messages. You don’t still have her phone, do you?
27. NIKESH Course not.
28. LIV Why was that anyway? You having her phone yesterday. What was that about?
29. NIKESH It’s what Nina wanted. I said.
30. LIV Yeh, you said. Still makes no sense to me, no sense at all.
31. NIKESH No.
32. LIV And if she’s injured? Lucette. If she’s injured or, or been abducted or, or. (BEAT) I really need to calm down. don’t I?
33. NIKESH You need to do what’s right for you.
34. LIV You managing to stay awake?
35. NIKESH Doing my best.
36. LIV How was she anyway?
37. NIKESH How was who?
38. LIV Nina.
39. NIKESH Nina was Nina.
40. LIV Then you two have spoken?
41. NIKESH (LYING) For barely a minute. She’s busy. She’s very busy at work.
42. LIV We’re all very busy at work.
43. NIKESH I know she’ll be in touch with you as soon as she can, Liv.
44. LIV Nina or Lucette?
45. NIKESH Both maybe.
46. LIV And then I’ll be lonely no more, eh?
47. NIKESH How’s that?
48. LIV It’s a joke, Niko. The campaign - remember?
49. NIKESH Oh, right, yeh. The campaign.
50. LIV You could try and be a little more excited.
51. NIKESH I am. I am excited. I’ve just got things on my mind.
52. LIV You’d tell me, wouldn’t you?
53. NIKESH Huh?
54. LIV If Lucette contacted you or Nina. You’d let me know.
55. NIKESH Of course I’d let you know. How could you even ask that?
56. LIV You’re right. I know you’re right. Sorry. Sorry. Have fun tonight. Did they say where they were taking you.
57. NIKESH Taking me?
58. LIV Oh, they’re bound to be taking you somewhere intense cos those associates of Tucker Lane King’s are wild. Wild as wild cats.
SCENE 2 INT. LIMO, TOKYO
OSMOND RAISES HIS CHAMPAGNE GLASS AND THEY CHEERS
59. OSMOND Here’s to Grainger Grant and Colby. And here’s to you Nikesh for being one hell of a creative.
60. NIKESH Niko.
61. OSMOND How’s that?
62. NIKESH Niko. My friends call me Niko.
63. OSMOND And my enemies call me Little.
64. NIKESH Excuse me?
65. OSMOND As in Little Jimmy Osmond. They think it’s hilarious. Big joke.
66. NIKESH You’ve lost me.
67. OSMOND Forget it kid. How do you like the ride?
68. NIKESH Champagne, Limo? What’s not to like?
69. OSMOND Attaboy. Now, tomorrow you aren’t to judge him. Tucker. You just let him be exactly the way he wants to be.
70. NIKESH Right. Course
71. OSMOND But don’t let him intimidate you none either. Y’wouldn’t be here if TLK wasn’t ready to sign on the dotted line and see this Lonely No More campaign go global.
72. NIKESH No.
73. OSMOND No?
74. NIKESH No, I mean great. Great.
75. OSMOND Sad not to be seeing the lovely lady, Olivia.
76. NIKESH She’s devastated.
77. OSMOND Good little negotiator too.
78. NIKESH She’s properly amazing. We’re lucky to have her.
79. OSMOND A real live wire.
80. NIKESH No question she is that.
81. OSMOND Had hoped to show her a good time in Tokyo. ‘tween you and me I think I felt a little bit of a spark – tacus!
82. NIKESH A spark- tacus?
83. OSMOND You see that airplane thing on the news.
84. NIKESH Who hasn’t? I was there in the terminal when it happened
85. OSMOND Shut up.
86. NIKESH Saw it crash into the water and everything.
87. OSMOND And what did you make of that?
88. NIKESH I don’t know what to make of it.
89. OSMOND Crew just walking off into the sunset. Massive manhunt underway. Crazy.
90. NIKESH Mad.
91. OSMOND Lonely No More maybe.
92. NIKESH Sorry. I don’t follow.
93. OSMOND You don’t think it’s connected?
94. NIKESH How do you mean connected?
95. OSMOND See what it says on the neon sign up there?
96. NIKESH Lonely No More.
97. OSMOND See what it says on every street corner all over the world.
98. NIKESH Lonely No More.
99. OSMOND Why, even the astronauts up in space are at it. Y’watch that. Beaming live from the International Space Station. Lonely. No. More. And I hear it’s as big over there in the UK as it is here in Japan and over in the US? Lonely No More.
100. NIKESH It’s pretty darn big everywhere.
101. OSMOND (SINGS) Only the Lonely. Come on kid. Sing it with me.
102. NIKESH It’s really not my thing. Karaoke bars.
103. OSMOND You, Nikesh? You can say that? You’re gonna love it. You with your honey voice? Only the lonely.
SCENE 3 EXT. THE HOTEL
SFX NIKESH IS OUTSIDE THE HOTEL ON THE PHONE. TOKYO TRAFFIC.
104. NINA Hi, this is Nina. Leave a message and I’ll call you right back
105. NIKESH Hey. Nina. It’s me. Just checking in – again. Not sure if you’ve picked up any of these messages. I guess not. Anyway, I’m here in Tokyo and everything is very, very much insane. Hung out with little Jimmy Osmond last night. Don’t ask. Advises TLK. Both of us slaughtered some standards on the karaoke but did my level best to keep a clear head for today’s meeting. Truth be told I’m fucking petrified about how this is all going to go ‘specially as Tucker Lane King now seems to be out of town and up some mystery mountain somewhere.
Did you pick up any of Olivia’s messages about Lucette? S’pose you couldn’t have. Y’know what Little Jimmy told me, he told me he felt a bit of a Spark-tacus for Liv. Didn’t have the heart to tell him. Oh, I spoke to Clifton. He’s gone completely mad, far as I can tell. Hopefully that’s an end to it.
106. SALLY (APPR) Nikesh.
107. NIKESH Got to go. Let me know as soon as whoever they are bring you home and you pick up any of these messages. I love you. (TO SALLY) Yes, Sally.
108. SALLY Sorry to disturb but Mr. King’s people would like to see you right away.
109. NIKESH He’s not calling off the meeting, is he?
110. SALLY No, no its nothing like that. More a technical formality.
111. NIKESH A technical formality?
112. SALLY That’s all his people told me.
113. NIKESH You know he’s not even in Tokyo. Tucker Lane King.
114. SALLY I do know that. Thank you. I also know they’re sending a helicopter.
115. NIKESH They’re sending a helicopter?
116. SALLY Soon as you’re done on the twenty sixth floor.
117. NIKESH Am I going somewhere?
118. SALLY Imagine that’s why they’re sending a chopper.
119. NIKESH You OK with that, Sally? With flying?
120. SALLY Oh, I’m not going. He just wants you.
121. NIKESH Certainly likes his cloak and dagger doesn’t he.
122. SALLY He also likes messing with schedules and arrangements.
123. NIKESH What?
124. SALLY It means that you’ve now got another meeting arranged with some mystery guest of Mr. King’s.
125. NIKESH Mystery guest? What mystery guest?
126. SALLY Unfortunately it seems we have to delay our flights home. Sorry.
127. NIKESH No, no, no that can’t happen.
128. SALLY It’s what Mr. King wants...
129. NIKESH Does Freddy know? Does Freddy Grainger know the itinerary’s changed? Because I need to get home. I really need to get back home to London
130. SALLY You know as well as I do what Freddy’s going to say.
131. NIKESH Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
NIKESH BREATHES IN AND OUT DEEPLY
132. SALLY Niko?
NIKESH COLLECTS HIMSELF
133. NIKESH That lady yesterday.
134. SALLY Sorry?
135. NIKESH In London during the drill you said there was a woman asking after me.
136. SALLY Standing by the mail van.
137. NIKESH She didn’t say anything else to you did she?
138. SALLY Such as?
139. NIKESH I don’t know, you tell me.
140. SALLY It was all pretty low key.
141. NIKESH Low key. Right.
142. SALLY You sure you’re OK?
143. NIKESH I’m good, I’m good. Had something of a night of it last night. Me and Jimmy Osmond. Hospitality.
144. SALLY Well, Mr. Osmond’s waiting for you up on twenty six right now.
145. NIKESH Yes he is.
NIKESH WALKS AWAY
146. SALLY Funny thing about what happened yesterday is.
147. NIKESH Yeh?
148. SALLY There was no fire drill scheduled.
149. NIKESH Does that mean there was a fire?
150. SALLY I don’t think it means anything but there was definitely no fire.
SCENE 4 INT. LOUNGE ROOM. HOTEL
NIKESH STANDS WITH HIS SHORT SLEEVES ROLLED UP AS THE DOCTOR TAKES HIS BLOOD PRESSURE
151. DOCTOR And breathe out again, please.
NIKESH DOES SO.
152. DOCTOR Your heart rate’s up a little higher than normal. Just one minute more while we take your blood pressure.
153. NIKESH OK.
154. DOCTOR All good. All very good.
155. OSMOND You’re fighting fit, Niko. Prime of life.
156. NIKESH Fingers crossed.
157. DOCTOR And now if you wouldn’t mind putting out your finger for a blood test.
158. NIKESH A blood test?
159. OSMOND Just a formality.
160. NIKESH For a business meeting? I’ve never had to take a blood test before a business meeting.
161. OSMOND Well, that’s because you never had a business meeting with Tucker Lane King before, buddy.
162. DOCTOR Tiny scratch.
NIKESH WINCES
163. DOCTOR And we’re done.
164. NIKESH Y’know, Jimmy I was expecting to meet Mr. King here in his suite.
165. OSMOND That was my understanding too.
166. NIKESH So then why the (- change?)
167. OSMOND You’d have to ask Tucker that, Niko. Not that I’d advise it.
168. NIKESH And I understood our Sally Hooper was accompanying me to the meeting.
169. OSMOND Any details we need to communicate back to Grainger Grant and Colby we’ll do direct. Miss Hooper’s going to be on standby in your suite the whole time.
170. NIKESH But she’s our company manager.
171. OSMOND We’ll see she gets her body weight in sushi. Your chopper awaits, my liege.
172. NIKESH It’s on the roof?
SFX OSMOND THROWS OPEN THE DOORS AND WE HEAR THE ROAR OF THE WHIRRING BLADES AS IT FILLS THE SPACE.
173. OSMOND Up, up and away.
SCENE 5 INT. TUCKER KING’S GAFF
SFX BLAND AMBIENT MUSIC PLAYS. TUCKER FEEDS HIS DOGS
174. OSMOND Tucker?
175. TUCKER Hey there, Jimmy. (TO DOGS) Yes, kids look it’s not so little Jimmy Osmond come to say hi hi hi. Yes it is.
176. OSMOND Brought along Mr. Nikesh Bhakta from Grainger Grant and Colby.
177. TUCKER Well, I have been looking forward to this. Good to meet you, Nikesh. Genuinely a pleasure.
178. NIKESH Likewise.
179. TUCKER You don’t mind me addressing you by your first name but after that mindblinder of a pitch you guys presented, why I feel as if I almost know you.
180. NIKESH Ah, not at all, Mr King. Not at all. Glad you liked it.
181. TUCKER You like animals, Nikesh?
182. NIKESH I didn’t grow up with any.
183. TUCKER That’s a shame.
184. NIKESH What you never had you don’t miss I suppose.
185. TUCKER Y’ know I’m not sure that that’s entirely so but I guess if we’re only talking about pets - what do you think, Jimmy?
186. OSMOND There is no world without my Patch.
187. NIKESH My brother sells pets. Dogs, cats. Hamsters. (BEAT) Rabbits.
188. TUCKER Nothing too exotic then?
189. NIKESH Seems to really enjoy it.
190. TUCKER What do you think of the place?
191. NIKESH I think it’s, it’s, it’s awesome.
192. TUCKER Thought we could both do with some cool clear mountain air. Y’know they wouldn’t let me build on Fiji.
193. NIKESH Domage.
194. TUCKER What’s that? Is that French? That’s French. You didn’t tell me you were fetching me a linguist, Jimmy.
195. OSMOND Had no idea he was anything of the sort until he opened his mouth.
196. NIKESH Hope it didn’t cause any offence.
197. TUCKER The hell are you talking about offence? You haven’t offended me. Not in the slightest. You’ve delighted me. Dumb people really don’t interest me, Nikesh, cos dumb is as dumb does. That’s why I’ve got Mr. Saho and his amazing studio lined up for this entire production.
198. NIKESH Mr. Saho.
199. TUCKER Best in the business.
200. NIKESH Then we’re not shooting in London? We have our in-house team primed.
201. TUCKER How about we go out on the terrace? Take a good look at old Mount Fuji. Talk things through.
202. NIKESH That sounds great.
203. TUCKER Jimmy.
204. OSMOND Yo.
205. TUCKER Has Benedetto arrived?
206. OSMOND In Tokyo now.
207. NIKESH Zane Benedetto. The director? Zane Benedetto?
208. TUCKER The very same.
209. NIKESH He’s the director you’ve hired to shoot the ad?
210. TUCKER You want the best you go to the best, right? Ask Mr. Saho.
211. OSMOND Right.
212. NIKESH Right.
213. TUCKER So, shall we?
SFX TUCKER PUSHES OPEN THE DOOR.
SCENE 6 INT SALLY’S ROOM
SFX LIV IS ON A ZOOM SCREEN
214. LIV I do hear you Sally. I hear you loud and clear. Just tell me everything else is still to schedule.
215. SALLY Other than Mr. King not being here at the hotel, yes.
216. LIV But why wouldn’t he be there? That was part of the arrangements I made with his people...
217. SALLY I did try to talk to Mr Osmond.
218. LIV The bald headed wannabe lover who’s not even from bloody Liverpool.
219. SALLY I’m sorry but I haven’t the first idea as to what any of that means.
220. LIV I’ve been trying to get hold of Niko for the last two hours and nothing. Zip. Zilch.
221. SALLY I have his phone.
222. LIV You have his phone. Why do you have his phone? Why does no one have their own phone?
223. SALLY Mr. Osmond insisted.
224. LIV Do you know what time it is in London?
225. SALLY Six fifteen am.
226. LIV Exactly. It’s six fifteen in the fucking morning and Nikesh Bhakta our lead creative on our landmark Lonely No More account has been kidnapped by Tucker Lane King. Unbelievable.
227. SALLY I wouldn’t call it kidnapping.
228. LIV What would you call it?
229. SALLY …
230. LIV Tell me there’s nothing else gone walkabout on the schedule?
231. SALLY Only that Mr. Benedetto’s arrived and is expecting to see Nikesh later too.
232. LIV Mr. who?
233. SALLY Zane Benedetto, the director?
234. LIV You’re kidding.
235. SALLY Mr. King’s people have a meeting scheduled apparently.
236. LIV Since when?
237. SALLY I did tell them that this was not what was agreed and that we had no such meeting scheduled but they said they’d straightened it out with you personally.
238. LIV Well, this is the first I’ve heard of it.
239. SALLY I didn’t know what I was supposed to do, Olivia. I really didn’t.
240. LIV Oh, I think I see what’s going on. Little Jimmy’s taken our diligently negotiated schedule and taken it upon his own good self to play fuck-agami with it.
241. SALLY Right.
242. LIV Second that gentleman becomes available, Sally you tell him the properly proportioned Olivia Lucas from the actual Liverpool wants a word.
243. SALLY I’ll be sure and do (-that) Hello? Olivia? Hello?
SCENE 7 EXT. THE BALCONY
SFX A LIGHT WIND BLOWS
244. NIKESH It’s really very beautiful Mr. King. The view.
245. TUCKER Easy to forget what a beautiful world it is we live on, Nikesh. Even easier to take it for granted.
246. NIKESH A common mistake.
247. TUCKER Dumb is as dumb does.
248. NIKESH People get distracted, I guess.
249. TUCKER People have their heads up their butts. If you’ll forgive me my French. But then every now and again humanity gets itself a wakeup call. An earthquake here. A tsunami there. And just for a second or two we have to un-butt ourselves and smell the actual coffee, right?
250. NIKESH Ah, right. I think.
251. TUCKER I consider Lonely No More to be that coffee.
252. NIKESH No question it’s a phenomenon.
253. TUCKER A phenomenon. It’s swept the world, kid. Every last corner. But don’t you ask yourself how? Or more precisely who is behind all this?
254. NIKESH That’s sort of what we were aiming for in the campaign. Underlining its mystery.
255. TUCKER Its mystery is right.
256. NIKESH And I do think that Grainger Grant and Colby have come up with an advertising campaign which elegantly and compellingly links your extraordinary suite of successful companies to the phenomenon.
257. TUCKER And you know that I am very impressed with your ideas but all the campaigns in the world can’t answer the primary question of its source.
258. NIKESH Exactly.
259. TUCKER You Ok, Nikesh? You look cold.
260. NIKESH I’m not cold, Mr King.
261. TUCKER Don’t want you catching your death?
262. NIKESH Who could complain? View like this.
263. TUCKER The flight crew that walked out of Tokyo Airport last night.
264. NIKESH Sorry?
265. TUCKER We obtained some images.
266. NIKESH Of the crew.
267. TUCKER Of the crew in the cockpit. Wanna see?
SFX TUCKER TURNS ON HIS PHONE – SOME COCKPIT SOUND
Image isn’t quite what I hoped it might be, but tell me what you make of it.
268. NIKESH That’s crazy. They’re just sitting there.
269. TUCKER Yes they are. But it’s the sound they’re making. Listen.
SFX TUCKER TURNS UP THE SOUND – WE HEAR THE ALIEN CLICKING SOUND AS THEY WALK
You ever hear about anyone or anything making a sound like that?
270. NIKESH Shouldn’t this footage be released to the police.
271. TUCKER This is from the police.
272. NIKESH I’m not sure I know what to say, Mr. King.
273. TUCKER Then that makes two of us, Nikesh.
SCENE 8 INT. THE SUITE HOTEL. TOKYO
SFX BENEDETTO SITS ON A SOFA CRADLING A SODA. SALLY HOVERS NERVOUSLY NEAR THE DOOR
274. BENEDETTO So where is he? Your guy. Cos I was expecting to see him here at the hotel.
275. SALLY Not exactly one hundred per cent on that myself, Mr. Benedetto.
276. BENEDETTO So you’re telling me your man has disappeared off to some sort of secret meeting somewhere with Tucker Lane King.
277. SALLY I’m afraid that’s all the information I have.
278. BENEDETTO Times we live in. Tucker Lane, the king of Nowheresville makes himself a fortune out of online retail and boom, before you know it he’s the last King of France.
279. SALLY If there’s anything you need, I’m sure we can have it sent up.
280. BENEDETTO So, now I‘m supposed to do what, Sally? Read a magazine? Do a jigsaw?
SCENE 9 INT. TUCKER KING’S HOUSE
281. NIKESH And that’s pretty much it, Mr. King. Incorporating the Lonely No More concept as a brand identifier across all your companies.
282. TUCKER Yeh. Yeh. It’s a bit kids holding hands and singing on a mountain, isn’t it?
283. NIKESH We were quoting deliberately.
284. TUCKER Were this one week ago, Nikesh we’d all be good. Seriously.
285. NIKESH Has something changed?
286. TUCKER Not so much changed as expanded. What I want is to copyright it.
287. NIKESH Copyright it? Lonely no more?
288. TUCKER Copyright it and roll those three mysterious words out across the whole range of products we sell and develop. From cookies to speedboats. From washing powders to space rockets. Lonely No More are the words I want every last saint and hell bound renegade to identify the Tucker Lane King brand with. Think you can restructure your campaign accordingly?
289. NIKESH You want Lonely no More to be the sole name on all of your many brands.
290. TUCKER Was that not what I said? I think that is what I said. Thoughts?
291. NIKESH Honestly?
292. TUCKER That’s why you’re here, son.
293. NIKESH It worries me, Mr King.
294. TUCKER Because?
295. NIKESH Because I think we have to at least entertain the possibility that it’s a fad. Lonely No More today. Something else entirely next week.
296. TUCKER That’s not how I see it panning out.
297. NIKESH And believe me I want to see it your way too.
298. TUCKER But?
299. NIKESH But I’d not be doing my job if I didn’t point out the precariousness of you betting the whole house on Lonely No More.
300. TUCKER You’re saying you think I don’t know what I’m doing?
301. NIKESH I’m saying that the whole craze could blow over and you – and us – would be left with a raft of products that frankly scream yesterday.
302. TUCKER Does Freddy Grainger think the same?
303. NIKESH I’m sure he’d have concerns.
304. TUCKER About?
305. NIKESH About the sudden change in direction.
BEAT
306. TUCKER Well, from where I’m standing as long as the words Lonely No More are identified with Tucker Lane King products and Tucker Lane King products alone, then Tucker Lane King doesn’t give a Tuck, y’understand, Nikesh?
307. NIKESH But how would such a concept be controlled.
308. TUCKER You’re the advertising creative, you tell me. Plus you know they showered me in negativity before my first rocket.
309. NIKESH The rocket that didn’t launch?
310. TUCKER Are you telling me that GGC are getting cold feet about the campaign, Mr. Bhakta?
311. NIKESH Not in any way.
312. TUCKER Then away you fly my pretty butterfly and make me some advertising history with Mr Benedetto in Mr. Saho’s studio.
313. NIKESH I’ll do my best.
314. TUCKER The world is changing, Nikesh. Don’t ask me how but it is, and what’s more my gut is telling me that somehow Lonely No More is that actual factual change and that I want to be a husband wife and mother to it. Now if you and your colleagues at Grainger Grant and Colby feel that you can’t properly develop and deliver this prospective campaign of yours, then maybe this is the moment we shake hands and wish each other all the very best for the future.
SCENE 10 EXT. THE HOTEL ROOF
SFX A HELICOPTER TOUCHES DOWN NOISILY. NIKESH JUMPS OUT AND CROSS THE FORECOURT
315. SALLY Welcome back, Nikesh.
316. NIKESH Everything OK?
317. SALLY Think so.
318. NIKESH You don’t know?
319. SALLY Things are a bit all over the place today? Schedule wise. Oh, and there’s a message from Nina.
320. NIKESH My Nina?
321. SALLY Your Nina.
322. NIKESH Which is?
323. SALLY She’ll zoom you as soon as you’re free.
324. NIKESH Can I be free now?
325. SALLY That’s not going to be possible, I’m afraid, as Mr. Benedetto’s looking forward to -
SCENE 11 INT. SUITE
326. BENEDETTO - meeting you at long last.
327. NIKESH Not sure I know what to say, Mr. Benedetto. Big fan. Big, big fan
328. BENEDETTO Drink?
329. NIKESH I’m good with water.
330. BENEDETTO Man after my own heart. Tucker OK?
331. NIKESH Well he’s ah… refreshing. Very refreshing. Lotsa new thoughts.
332. BENEDETTO Reason I flew out here. Hoped I might see you and Tucker together.
333. NIKESH He’s up a mountain.
334. BENEDETTO Of course he is.
335. NIKESH And you know the direction he’s hoping to take the campaign in?
336. BENEDETTO Sure. Connection. Or rather the lack of it.
337. NIKESH You’ve lost me.
338. BENEDETTO You follow science?
339. NIKESH As much as the next man.
340. BENEDETTO Sending this over to you now.
SFX THERE IS A PING
341. NIKESH And this is?
342. BENEDETTO That is under sea footage from Doggerland.
343. NIKESH Wow.
344. BENEDETTO You know what Doggerland is?
345. NIKESH I’m. I’m not sure that I do.
346. BENEDETTO Land that once connected Britain to Northern Europe.
347. NIKESH Right.
348. BENEDETTO Regular archaeological gold mine. And Tucker and I have been shooting footage like this all over the world for the past year or so and we’re very excited.
349. NIKESH Sorry, but exactly what am I looking at?
350. BENEDETTO The two standing stones in the exact centre of that crop of rock. See?
351. NIKESH Oh, yeh. I see it now.
352. BEN The game changers.
353. NIKESH How so?
354. BEN That exact shape is to be found rendered in Aboriginal and Native American and African art going back millennia.
355. NIKESH Well, that could be a (- coincidence).
356. BENEDETTO An entire art movement dedicated to understanding these symbols flourished in Central Europe at the end of the nineteenth century. Hundreds if not thousands of examples of this same shape appearing hundreds if not thousands of times in art and science throughout the ages.
357. NIKESH That may be so.
358. BENEDETTO That is so.
359. NIKESH Not sure what any of that has to do with Lonely No More.
360. BENEDETTO You don’t?
361. NIKESH I don’t.
362. BENEDETTO Nikesh I’ll give you this straight. I don’t see Lonely No More as some happy clappy let’s hold hands with one another and buy a soda love in.
363. NIKESH It was ironic.
364. BENEDETTO No, Nikesh. You know what I see it as?
365. NIKESH An advertising slogan?
366. BENEDETTO No, Nikesh, no. Tucker and I and an awful lot of other people around the globe see Lonely No More as an actual factual manifestation of global consciousness.
367. NIKESH And if it’s not?
368. BENEDETTO Huh?
369. NIKESH If it’s not a manifestation of global consciousness but just a fad.
370. BENEDETTO A fad?
371. NIKESH A flash in the pan.
372. BENEDETTO I know what a fad is young man. But this is not a fad. This is the Nephilim.
373. NIKESH What did you say?
374. BENEDETTO This is the moment of TRUE reconnection. This is the real rapture. Right Tucker?
375. NIKESH Tucker?
376. BENEDETTO You think this room’s not bugged?
377. NIKESH And you believe that.
378. BENEDETTO That the room’s bugged? I’m one hundred percent certain.
379. NIKESH No, that this is the rapture.
380. BENEDETTO Only reason I signed up to make this ad was that we could align it with the movie we’ve been working on for the last two years. Plus we’ve got this fresh footage from the cockpit of flight TR808. Now, how about we get together in London next week?
381. NIKESH Well, I’m getting married next week.
382. BENEDETTO You are? Congratulations. Week after then. Lonely No More. Return of the Nephilim. Something like that.
383. NIKESH Sounds... Nephilim?
384. BENEDETTO What it sounds like is the voice of the Celestial Creator, Nikesh. Whoever or whatever that means to you.
385. NIKESH And you really genuinely believe that these stones are all connected to Lonely No More.
386. BENEDETTO And you know why? Cos once it gets under your shirt it’s like an itch you just can’t scratch.
387. NIKESH That’s what he said.
388. BENEDETTO That’s what who said?
389. NIKESH Doesn’t matter.
SCENE 12 INT. NIKESH ROOM
SFX NIKESH IS ON THE ZOOM TO NINA
390. NINA And he wants to come to London.
301. NIKESH Week after the wedding to work on the campaign.
392. NINA Zane Benedetto.
393. NIKESH Can’t say too much right now as the room may be b-u-g-g-e-d.
394. NINA Bugged?
395. NIKESH Yup. Man, but I’m pleased to see you though.
396. NINA Me too, Niko. Me too.
397. NIKESH You can’t imagine how worried I’ve been.
398. NINA I know. I know. I‘m sorry.
399. NIKESH Where the hell did they take you?
400. NINA If I tell you they might shoot me.
401. NIKESH That’s not funny.
402. NINA No, it isn’t.
403. NIKESH You are OK aren’t you, Nina?
404. NINA We’ll talk about everything when you get home.
405. NIKESH But they didn’t hurt you?
406. NINA Why would they hurt me?
407. NIKESH I don’t know. That Taylor person can be pretty heavy handed.
408. NINA Exactly what was it you said to Clifton?
409. NIKESH I told your ex with the pecs to back the fuck off.
410. NINA Well, now he wants to meet up and discuss it.
411. NIKESH Well, that’s just more craziness. It’s like he joined a cult or something.
412. NINA What?
413. NIKESH Soon we’ll be Lonely No More.
414. NINA That’s what he’s been texting.
415. NIKESH I know. And he’s not the only one. Everyone’s crazy about it over here. Tucker Lane King and Zane Benedetto have been making a film about it for the past two years. Even sent me over some footage – hold on.
SFX HE SENDS THE FOOTAGE – IT PINGS ON NINA’S PHONE
416. NINA What am I looking at?
417. NIKESH The standing stones in the middle of the rock circle.
418. NINA Right.
419. NIKESH Far as he and Tucker Lane King are concerned the shape they’re in is very significant.
420. NINA And they shot this where?
421. NIKESH Under the sea at Doggerland.
422. NINA And these stones are really standing like this.
423. NIKESH Have done for over eight thousand years.
424. NINA In this exact shape? Nobody’s tampered with them.
425. NIKESH I don’t know. Do they mean something to you?
TINY BEAT
426. NINA When are you coming home, Niko?