Lonely No More
The incredible eight-part full-cast audio drama written and created by Sebastian Baczkiewicz and directed by Jessica Dromgoole.
It’s just a message, right?
Daubed on walls, trending on socials, appearing in every language in every country all over the world and always reading the same. Nobody knows where it originated, only that it can’t be ignored. And then – in the blink of an eye – everything changes. Activated alien DNA, long buried within each and every one of us, transforms the majority of the human race. Cities are abandoned. Civilisation discarded. Suddenly, we’re not humans anymore, we’re… Lonely No More.
Or most of us are…
For those still unactivated and “lonely”, it’s now about learning to survive in the ruins of an unwanted and terrifying world.
See, the apocalypse isn’t coming, it’s already here.
LONELY NO MORE is an Audiama production recorded at BBC Cymru Wales.
• Executive Producer: Francis Hellyer
• Producers: Ed Perkins and Mali Harries
• Sound Design and Original Music: Jon Nicholls
• Studio Engineer: Cathy Robinson
• Production Co-ordinator: Mair Roberts
Starring:
Nikesh: Gavi Singh Chera
Nina: Olivia Vinall
Christina: Edita Sllamniku
Syed: Bhasker Patel
Xavi: Joe Thomas
Liv: Gwyneth Keyworth
Osmond: Matthew Gravelle
Taylor: Aimee Ffion Edwards
Benedetto: Patrick Kennedy
Urqhart: Michael Bertenshaw
Demelza: Saskia West
Lucette: Kimberley Nixon
Clifton: Luke Newberry
TLK: Matthew Tennyson
Freddy/Dr: Jonathan McGuiness
Haroun: Sid Sagar
Police: James Wilson
Sally/Police: Eiry Thomas
Zach: Gareth Pierce
Vinny: Nay Murphy
Hinata: Leo Wan
Various: Claire Cage
Various: Iestyn Jones
Additional vocals: Stephanie MacGaraidh
Special thanks: Royal Welsh College of Music and Drama
Lonely No More
Lonely No More: Episode 6: “The Shift”
As the wedding day unfolds, tensions between personal and global chaos reach a breaking point. Nina and Nikesh try to navigate their future together amidst ominous signs that the world around them is fracturing. Unsettling events at the reception—including unexpected guests and shocking revelations—disrupt their hopes for a peaceful union. Meanwhile, Zane Benedetto and Sam Butler venture into the countryside, discovering eerie structures whose significance grows ever more mysterious.
When the phenomenon known as Lonely No More escalates in ways no one could have anticipated, Nina and Nikesh are thrust into a terrifying new reality. As guests begin to exhibit chilling transformations, the newlyweds are forced to make a harrowing decision—escape the chaos or bear witness to the end of their world as they know it.
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LONELY NO MORE
by SEBASTIAN BACZKIEWICZ
EPISODE 6
SCENE 1 EXT. THE SEA FRONT BRIGHTON
SFX A POLICE CAR PULLS UP AND KILLS ITS SIREN. KEVIN GETS OUT OF THE CAR AND CROSSES SWIFTLY TO THE TAYLOR
1. KEVIN (APPR) Maam?
2. TAYLOR Officer?
3. KEVIN All barricades now removed. Traffic on the Sea Front’s moving again.
4. TAYLOR And the deceased’s identities?
5. KEVIN Young male IC3, and middle aged female IC4. Looks as if they were both working in the hotel until about maybe a minute before they dashed out into the street. We’re intending to inform the families today.
6. TAYLOR Perhaps hold back on that for a day or two. Just until we have a clearer idea of exactly what occurred.
7. KEVIN Both bodies were delivered over to your agency less than an hour ago – as instructed.
8. TAYLOR Then there we are. We’ll issue further instructions in due course. Thank you, Officer Hellyer. Good work.
9. KEVIN So…what happens now?
10. TAYLOR What happens now is we clear this area and move on.
11. KEVIN Only a lot of the boys and girls in the squad are pretty shaken up by the whole thing. I mean the eyes of those poor waiters. That strange noise. The clicking thing. All pretty freaky.
12. TAYLOR Which makes it absolutely imperative that there’s not so much as a squeak or a peep out of any of you about any of this. Last thing we want is any unnecessary panic.
13. KEVIN So it’s a bit the same as what happened at Cardiff Arms Park last week?
14. TAYLOR Is it? I’m not sure that it is. And neither, Kevin, are you.
15. KEVIN Understood Maam.
SCENE 2 INT. BELVEDERE HOTEL
SFX DISTANT PIPED MUSIC, PEOPLE TALKING ETC
16. SYED Snakes?
17. HAROUN Tony’s keen.
18. SYED On selling snakes?
19. HAROUN Pending the necessary approvals.
20. SYED And your position?
21. HAROUN On selling snakes?
22. SYED In this pet business of yours.
23. HAROUN Good, baba. Good. Mad good.
24. SYED You and this Tony person are partners then?
25. HAROUN Tony’s not a person, he’s a friend and colleague. And owner.
26. SYED Of the pet shop?
27. HAROUN Yeh.
28. SYED But I am concerned. You’re my son, Haroun, and I’m concerned.
29. HAROUN About my position.
30. SYED About your future life.
31. HAROUN Well, I was hoping to put my days in the terrarium behind me, baba, but what did you go and do? You went and made a miracle recovery so any dreams I may have entertained of living large on the enormous family inheritance went the way of the doomed dodo didn’t they? Thanks so much. Appreciate it.
TINY BEAT
32. SYED You cheeky cheeky boy. Kiss me.
THEY EMBRACE
33. HAROUN Wow, baba. You are really, really strong.
34. SYED As an ox.
35. HAROUN Which is some kind of out-of-the-ordinary something, don’t you think?
36. SYED Seriously, Haroun you need money?
37. HAROUN Always.
38. SYED I’ll get money to you.
39. HAROUN Did I ask for any?
40. SYED A child should never need to ask.
41. HAROUN But the child is not asking for money. The child is asking that the father respect him and his beliefs.
42. SYED You don’t mean those crazy people you’re mixed up with?
43. HAROUN I’m not mixed up with anyone crazy. They’re serious. They’re serious serious - because what’s going on under our noses right now is serious.
44. SYED No. No no no. I refuse – I absolutely refuse - to have this argument.
45. HAROUN I know you don’t want to hear it and believe me I don’t want to say it but you can’t deny the strange realities of what’s going on in the world.
46. SYED Such as?
47. HAROUN Such as you, baba. Such as literally you.
48. SYED So you’re saying I’m ET?
49. HAROUN I’m saying we‘re all a little bit ET.
50. SYED You know you’re breaking my heart? You’re actually breaking my heart.
51. HAROUN Which would only go and rejuvenate itself.
52. SYED And on your brother’s wedding day.
53. HAROUN Did you really have Nina’s mother investigated?
54. SYED The very idea.
55. HAROUN Well, did you?
56. SYED Cristina knows total zero about it.
57. HAROUN Then you did. And did she?
58. SYED Did she what?
59. HAROUN You know what I’m asking, baba. Did she shoot Nina’s dad deliberately?
60. SYED Can’t remember. Maybe.
61. HAROUN Can’t remember. Maybe. What kind of an answer is that?
62. SYED I’ll not be lectured, Haroun. Especially not by you and especially not on matters that do not concern you.
63. HAROUN Straight back at ya, baba.
64. LIV (APPR) Hey there you two. You’ve not seen or spoken to Nina or Nikesh today?
65. SYED Good morning Olivia. You’re looking ravishing as ever.
66. LIV And a very good morning to you too Mr. Bhakta.
67. SYED Syed, please. And please don’t say we have a runaway bride and groom situation?
68. HAROUN Oh, you’d love the drama of that, wouldn’t you?
69. LIV We have no situation at all Syed. But, if you‘d both like to find your seats for the wedding ceremony, I’m sure we’ll be under way in no time.
70. HAROUN You want me to go look for them?
71. LIV Best you and your father sort yourselves out
SCENE 3 EXT. THE TERRACE
SFX ZANE IS DRINKING COFFEE ON THE TERRACE WITH SAM BUTLER – TRAFFIC STREET SCENE ETC
72. BENEDETTO And they just shot them? The waiters.
73. SAM Army came out of nowhere, Zane and shot them down dead.
74. BENEDETTO And this was out there on the sea front?
75. SAM One second those two waiters are in the dining room serving us our dinner - the next they’re walking out into traffic and getting themselves shot dead.
76. BENEDETTO You’re saying soldiers gunned down waiters on the sea front in Brighton?
77. SAM I don’t know what I’m saying other than it was very fucking weird. Plus nobody seems to have any clue as to what happened to the bodies
78. BENEDETTO Meaning?
79. SAM Meaning the word on the wire is they were whisked away before anyone could see that they’d, that they’d.
80. BENEDETTO That they’d what Sam?
81. SAM Changed.
82. BENEDETTO Violet eyes? Strange clicking noises in their throats?
83. SAM Nobody can say for sure,
84. BENEDETTO Just as happened with the Tokyo flight crew. The jumpers in London
85. SAM … and those poor astronauts on the International space station.
86. BENEDETTO And literally hundreds and hundreds of other similarly bizarre incidents scattered around the world, yet still nobody wants to give this thing a name.
87. SAM Well, what would you call it?
88. BENEDETTO I’d call it Lonely No More, Sam.
89. SAM Lonely No More’s a tag on a wall.
90. BENEDETTO Unless it’s precisely the message we don’t want to hear? That we are indeed Lonely No More. That the long predicted global enlightenment has at last commenced.
91. SAM Ask me that’s the same conspiracy theory Xavi Anderson and all the other doomsayers have been spouting. We’ll be talking about the men of renown next.
92. BENEDETTO Genesis 6:4.
93. SAM You know that?
94. BENEDETTO Everyone should know that.
95. SAM You’re kidding right? You seriously believe angels or aliens or who knows what had it off with human women and progenitised some sort of a new human race? Cos that’s just the language of the mad.
TINY BEAT
96. BENEDETTO Wanna go on an adventure?
97. SAM Now?
98. BENEDETTO Sure.
99. SAM But what about the wedding?
100. BENEDETTO What about it?
SCENE 4 EXT. THE ROOF. BELVEDERE
SFX DISTANT TRAFFIC DOWN BELOW
101. NINA I don’t know how you do it?
102. NIKESH Skills well-honed in childhood.
103. NINA I’ll bet Liv’s looking for us.
104. NIKESH I’ll bet she is too.
105. NINA She ever looked for you on a locked off roof.
106. NIKESH I once showed Lucette how to get out on the roof of the London office.
107. NINA How’d she like it?
108. NIKESH Warned me there’d be a disciplinary procedure if I ever did it again.
109. NINA And did you? Do it again?
110. NIKESH Course. Everyone needs a space to think.
111. NINA I miss Lucette.
112. NIKESH I miss her too.
113. NINA Y’know I dreamt about her yesterday. Lucette. She was living in our apartment and she kept saying how she’d never been happier as she arranged these strange flowers in a vase. And then she said she was leaving and suddenly we weren’t in our apartment anymore but on the space station.
114. NIKESH Doing what?
115. NINA We were just up there. But now Lucette was saying she was leaving at which point she punched in a code and opened the airlock. I shouted and said she shouldn’t do that but by now everything including me was being sucked out into space and that’s when I woke up.
116. NIKESH That sounds horrible.
117. NINA Not as horrible as being woken up in that coffee shop near work by Clifton Hayes.
118. NIKESH Oh, yeh.
119. NINA Told me he’d walked out of St. Edwards because being a doctor was no longer necessary now that patients were recovering on their own.
120. NIKESH He might have a point.
121. NINA He doesn’t have a point.
122. NIKESH Well, look at my dad.
123. NINA It’s too soon to tell whether these sudden miracle cures are permanent.
124. NIKESH There’s no guarantee that they aren’t.
125. NINA Reality is we have no idea how or why this phenomenon is occurring. All we know is that it has. Tests need to be done. Extensive and thorough tests.
126. NIKESH Then you really think baba might relapse? That this recovery might only be temporary?
127. NINA His and every other recorded recovery in the last two months are unprecedented. So yeh, I think you have to at least entertain the possibility.
SCENE 5 EXT. THE DOWNS
SFX SAM AND ZANE ARE TRUDGING UP A HILLSIDE
128. SAM Y’know I’m supposed to be dj-ing later tonight.
129. BENEDETTO I do and I want you to know, Sam that I appreciate you coming out with me.
130. SAM Just need to be back in time for the reception. But, man, I want to see these structures too.
131. BENEDETTO Should be straight up ahead.
132. SAM No sign of anything yet.
133. BENEDETTO According to my information they should be coming into view anytime.
134. SAM And you really, genuinely think these things are connected to Lonely No More.
135. BENEDETTO What I think- and what Tucker Lane King thinks - is that Lonely No More’s like an alarm going off.
136. SAM A wake up call?
137. BENEDETTO A wake up call – exactly.
138. SAM For the whole world?
139. BENEDETTO For the lonely. You OK?
140. SAM I’m fine fine. Good to get out for a tramp on the Downs. Every breath another shining pound in the bank of health.
141. BENEDETTO Excuse me?
142. SAM It’s an expression.
143. BENEDETTO Right. You married, Sam?
144. SAM In flux.
145. BENEDETTO Ditto.
146. SAM Thought you were married.
147. BENEDETTO Thought so too until last month.
148. SAM I’m sorry to hear that.
149. BENEDETTO We had an irreconcilable difference. She thinks I’m crazy.
150. SAM Nikesh tell you the story about his dad? Six weeks ago he’s all but pegged out in Mumbai with a terminal heart condition. Everyone’s steeling themselves for the worst and boom, suddenly he’s better. And it’s not just him. This is, like, going on everywhere. This pick up thy bed and walk Lazarus style, shit.
151. BENEDETTO Well, I would be very interested to meet Nikesh’s dad.
152. SAM Soon as we get back I’ll introduce you.
153. BENEDETTO Look, Sam. Up ahead. You see ‘em?
154. SAM Oh yeh I see ‘em. I’m sorry about your wife.
155. BENEDETTO Let’s get to it shall we?
SCENE 6 EXT THE ROOF
NINA STANDS LOOKING OUT ACROSS THE SEA. NIKESH LEANS AGAINST A CHIMNEY
156. NINA Maybe we should go down? Face the music. Which, incidentally, had better not be fucking horrible tonight cos I told Sam Butler most unambiguously.
157. NIKESH Or maybe we should take another second or two? Breath in the view a minute more.
158. NINA We don’t want everyone worrying.
159. NIKESH Everyone will be just fine.
TINY BEAT
160. NINA Hard to imagine isn’t it?
161. NIKESH Hm?
162. NINA What happened last night. The shootings.
163. NIKESH And nothing on the news. It’s almost as if they’re pretending it isn’t happening.
164. NINA Who’s they?
165. NIKESH The authorities. But you, Nina, would know more about that than me. Being the authorities.
166. NINA What?
167. NIKESH Don’t tell me you’ve had no further secret instructions from Hazel Hill?
168. NINA Niko.
169. NIKESH Well, have you or haven’t you?
170. NINA You know I can’t talk about any of that.
171. NIKESH Cos it’s top secret and strictly on the qt. Yeh, you said.
172. NINA Honestly - I need you to let this all go.
173. NIKESH And what I need is for there to be no more secrets between us.
174. NINA I’ve told you everything I can.
175. NIKESH But you do know more, right? I know you know more.
176. NINA I know things are in hand. I told you.
177. NIKESH In hand? What does in hand mean?
178. NINA In hand.
179. NIKESH Then how come the politicians aren’t talking about it?
180. NINA The President of the United States addressed the nation after the space station thing.
181. NIKESH And she said it was all to do with some air supply malfunctioning. Something which doesn’t explain why seven astronauts stepped out of the international space station -
182. NINA - stepped naked out of the international space station -
183. NIKESH - and certainly doesn’t get anywhere close to explaining Lonely No More.
184. NINA Well, your guy Tucker Lane King’s certainly talking about it. You’ve seen the tweets?
185. NIKESH Cos he thinks he can make money out of this crisis.
186. NINA It’s not a crisis until everybody is talking about it. And nobody wants to start a mass panic.
187. NIKESH And is that what they expect to happen if the truth gets out? Mass panic.
188. NINA Just wait.
189. NIKESH What?
190. NINA Hold on. Got it.
NINA REACHES OUT AND BRUSHES AN EYE LASH AWAY FROM NIKESH’S EYE
191. NIKESH What are you doing?
192. NINA Rogue eyelash needed brushing away.
193. NIKESH Right. Great. Thanks. You got it?
194. NINA All gone. Listen, Niko - things may not be quite as bad as they might seem.
195. NIKESH Because?
196. NINA You didn’t hear this from me.
197. NIKESH Because?
198. NINA A stabilising remedy may have been found.
199. NIKESH Huh? How does that work?
200. NINA It’s kind of complicated, but basically we’ve identified a protein that suppresses the DNA trigger.
201. NIKESH That is what this is? Corrupted DNA.
202. NINA Not corrupted, activated.
203. NIKESH I don’t get it.
204. NINA Those shapes you showed me from the bottom of the sea. Those shapes in Brentford and all across the downs today. They’re exactly the shape of the chromosome pair – the karyotype - that contains a dormant code of DNA which until now had been considered inert.
205. NIKESH Until now?
206. NINA Why it’s been happening, we don’t know.
207. NIKESH Those crazy conspiracists have called it right all along haven’t they?
TINY BEAT
208. NINA Come here.
SHE KISSES NIKESH
209. NIKESH That was very nice.
210. NINA Yes it was. And we have a choice, we have a choice as to whether or not we allow what’s happening to ruin our wedding.
211. NIKESH No denying it’s a lot to process.
212. NINA No denying that. (BEAT) You’re sure?
213. NIKESH About what?
214. NINA Niko.
215. NIKESH You mean about marrying you or marrying you today?
216. NINA I mean about both maybe.
217. NIKESH If you decide against, then I’ll decide against. The big flashy wedding was dad’s idea anyway.
218. NINA Only because he didn’t think he’d live to see it.
219. NIKESH He says he thinks it’s an invitation. Dad.
220. NINA Huh?
221. NIKESH Lonely No More.
222. NINA And you Niko? What do you think it is?
223. NIKESH I think it’s statement of fact. Like loving you’s a fact.
224. NINA Can love be a fact?
225. NIKESH If it’s true then maybe?
226. NINA Niko, listen.
227. NIKESH What?
228. NINA I.
229. NIKESH You?
230. NINA Have to tell you that.
231. NIKESH That?
TINIEST BEAT
232. NINA I love you. Fact.
233. NIKESH Then?
234. NINA Then I say we go downstairs and face the music.
NIKESH PUTS OUT HIS HAND
235. NIKESH Together.
NINA TAKES IT
236. NINA Together.
SCENE 7 EXT. THE DOWNS
ZANE AND SAM ARE CAUTIOUSLY APPROACHING THE STRUCTURES
237. BENEDETTO Ever seen anything like this?
238. SAM No, Zane. Never. Seem to be arranged in pairs don’t they?
239. BENEDETTO Yeh, they do.
240. SAM Maybe that means something.
241. BENEDETTO Maybe it does. Maybe it doesn’t. What we know for sure is no one has any idea who constructed them. Which makes no sense, right? I mean somebody must have seen somebody do something. Stands to reason.
242. SAM Really don’t think we should get too close.
243. BENEDETTO Seems like, seems like they’re made of old rags and paper.
244. SAM And mud. Tons of mud.
245. BENEDETTO And the sheer fricking size of it.
ZANE PUTS HIS HAND OUT TO TOUCH IT
246. SAM Seriously, Zane don’t get too close to it. Just in case.
247. BENEDETTO Just in case what? It bites?
248. SAM Maybe.
BENEDETTO TAPS ON HIS PHONE
249. BENEDETTO Check this, Sam. On the phone, see?
250. SAM What am I looking at?
251. BENEDETTO Art, Sam. Art. Aboriginal art dating back over five millennia.
252. SAM Still don’t get it.
253. BENEDETTO The shapes, man. The shapes. Look.
254. SAM Oh my God.
255. BENEDETTO You see it now?
256. SAM It’s the same. It’s exactly the same.
ZANE SWIPES THROUGH HIS PICS ON HIS PHONE
257. BENEDETTO And look here. And here. These were painted in the early twentieth century by Katya Capecki the mystic.
258. SAM Wow.
259. BENEDETTO I’m telling you they’ve been drawing or constructing these things for like, forever.
260. SAM And now they’re here on the South Downs.
261. BENEDETTO And not just here. Everywhere else you can think of. From Khartoum to Killarney. You seen the Instagram.
262. SAM Know what it looks like to me? Biology.
263. BENEDETTO Hm?
264. SAM Chromosomes. A sequence of chromosomes stretching out across the landscape.
265. BENEDETTO Sure. OK. But what’s the actual significance of the sequence? What’s the story?
266. SAM Maybe there isn’t one.
267. BENEDETTO There’s always a story. Take it from me.
268. SAM Once you see them there you can’t unsee the fact that it might be some sort of system, can you?
269. BENEDETTO I raise invisible my hat to you, young sir.
270. SAM Maybe whoever constructed these things is still around?
271. BENEDETTO Maybe. (SHOUTS) Hello? Anybody here?
272. SAM Hell are you doing?
273. BENEDETTO Attracting attention.
274. SAM And if they’re dangerous. The constructors.
275. BENEDETTO Then they need to know we come in peace. You OK, Sam?
276. SAM Like maybe we should wave a white hankie.
277. BENEDETTO Have you a white hankie to hand?
278. SAM I don’t. Do you?
279. BENEDETTO Never had one ever.
SAM WALKS
280. SAM You, you hear that?
281. BENEDETTO Huh?
282. SAM Like a, like a vibration.
283. BENEDETTO I’m not hearing anything.
284. SAM Really?
285. BENEDETTO Really.
286. SAM It’s like something’s moving inside these things.
287. BENEDETTO Like an insect or something?
288. SAM Like it’s clicking.
289. SAM Y’ think we should be getting back to the hotel?
290. BENEDETTO For why?
291. SAM For the wedding.
292. BENEDETTO Not invited.
293. SAM You wedding crashed?
294. BENEDETTO No, son. I came to bear witness.
295. SAM Bear witness to what?
296. BENEDETTO Why, maybe the beginning of the end of the world.
297. SAM You’re really not hearing that.
298. BENEDETTO I’m really not. Can you describe it better?
SAM PUTS HIS HAND TO HIS HEAD
299. SAM I. I need to get away from here.
300. BENEDETTO Sam?
301. SAM Don’t you, don’t you feel it?
302. BENEDETTO No, but I really want to know what it is you’re.
303. SAM Ugh.
304. BENEDETTO Sam?
SAM DOUBLES OVER
305. BENEDETTO You’re not fucking with me are you?
SAM WRITHES ABOUT THEN MAKES THE CLICKING SOUND.
306. BENEDETTO Oh my God. Your eyes, Sam. What’s happened to your?
SAM MAKES THE CLICKING SOUND AND STRIDES AWAY FROM TYLER.
307. BENEDETTO Where the hell are you going?
SAM MAKES THE CLICKING SOUND
308. BENEDETTO Sam? Sam?
SFX SUDDENLY THERE IS THE ANGRY RUMBLE OF TRUCKS ARRIVING AT SPEED OVER THE UNEVEN GROUND
309. BENEDETTO (QUIET) The hell is this now?
ZANE MAKES TO MOVE AWAY.
310. POLICE (LOUDSPEAKER) Stay exactly where you are and do not move. Repeat. Stay exactly where you are.
311. BENEDETTO Identify yourselves.
SFX SOMEONE FIRES A SHOT OVER ZANE’S HEAD, HE DROPS TO HIS KNEES
312. BENEDETTO Don’t shoot. Please don’t shoot.
SFX THE RUMBLING TRUCKS GET EVER CLOSER.
SCENE 8 INT. THE BANQUETING HALL
THE GUESTS ARE ALL GATHERED AFTER THE WEDDING
313. LIV Ladies and gentlemen let’s hear it for the beautiful bride and groom. Nikesh and Nina Bhakta-Markovic
CHEERS AND WHOOPS
Now I know you’re all dying to get to the amazing disco but before we get on down to all that we’ve a few speeches and an absolutely delicious buffet to demolish. So as they say in Shoreditch – let’s get involved.
MIX TO
HAROUN AND NIKESH ARE AT THE BUFFET LOADING THEIR PLATES
314. NIKESH You think everyone’s having a good time?
315. HAROUN Given the circumstances.
316. NIKESH Well, we’ve got a choice haven’t we, a choice as to whether or not we let it ruin our day. But you‘re right.
317. HAROUN I am? Wow. First time for everything.
318. NIKESH And you? Are you having a good time?
319. HAROUN Passable. I’d say I’m having a passably good time.
320. NIKESH What more could a man hope for?
321. HAROUN It’s totally amazing, Nikesh. The whole day’s been amazing. Proud of you, bro. You and Nina.
THEY EMBRACE
322. NIKESH Proud of you too, bro.
323. HAROUN And I’m sorry about the roundabout thing.
324. NIKESH The ambush you mean?
325. HAROUN I considered it an intervention. Xavi Anderson too.
326. NIKESH Sure he’s not going to suddenly pop out of the wedding cake?
327. HAROUN Nikesh. And it’s beautiful by the way. The cake.
328. NIKESH Isn’t it. (BEAT) It was pretty shitty behaviour though.
329. HAROUN Matters got out of hand.
330. NIKESH Out of hand. There was a fucking riot.
331. HAROUN Xavi’s just a tiny bit obsessed with you.
332. NIKESH Well, that I really don’t need to hear on my wedding day. By the way you seen Sam Butler cos he’s supposed to be DJ-ing in an hour?
333. HAROUN Saw him this morning on the terrace talking to Zane Benedetto.
334. NIKESH Right.
335. HAROUN Zane Benedetto, man. Still can’t believe I’m saying his name out loud in the actual context of your wedding.
336. NIKESH He has no actual context in my wedding.
337. HAROUN Oh yeh. You quit, right. Radical.
338. NIKESH No need to look so pleased about it.
339. HAROUN All the same he’s the uninvited guest, no? Isn’t there some tradition about that?
340. NIKESH Enjoy the prawns.
SCENE 9 EXT. THE DOWNS
SFX ZANE SITS ON THE GROUND SHIVERING. TAYLOR STANDS BESIDE HIM. ALL AROUND THEM IS ACTIVITY.
341. BENEDETTO Quite an entrance you guys just made. Properly cinematic.
342. TAYLOR Can someone fetch this man a blanket?
343. BENEDETTO Did you find him?
344. TAYLOR Did we find who?
345. BENEDETTO Sam. Sam Butler. Guy who was out here with me.
346. TAYLOR Which way he go?
347. BENEDETTO You tell me Captain or colonel or whatever it is you are.
348. TAYLOR You can call me Taylor.
349. BENEDETTO Said he heard them vibrating, Taylor. The structures.
350. POLICE Blanket Ma’am.
TAYLOR TAKES THE BLANKET OFF THE POLICEMAN
351. TAYLOR Thank you Officer. That will be all.
352. POLICE Maam.
353. TATYLOR Wrap this round your shoulders Mr. Benedetto.
354. BENEDETTO You know my name?
355. TAYLOR Even hard pressed and over worked security officers watch the odd action film now and again.
356. BENEDETTO Then this is a homeland security operation?
TAYLOR STANDS AND SHOUTS ACROSS
357. TAYLOR Let’s bring those flame throwers forward.
358. BENEDETTO Flame throwers?
359. TAYLOR Best you shield your eyes Mr. Benedetto. There’s about to be a lot of smoke and fumes.
360. BENEDETTO You’re going to burn them down? The structures.
361. TAYLOR Let’s start with this pair right in front of us.
362. BENEDETTO But what about Sam? What if he’s in there somewhere?
363. TAYLOR There’s nobody here but us. We’ve checked this entire area.
364. BENEDETTO Unless he’s like hiding somewhere.
365. TAYLOR On my command – FIRE!
SFX A HUGE BURST OF FLAME ENGULFS ONE OF THE STRUCTURES –
366. BENEDETTO Man alive
367. TAYLOR (INTO A WALKIE TALKIE) Let’s go for a second burst.
368. BENEDETTO You don’t think torching them for all the world to see is just a little bit over conspicuous.
369. TAYLOR In that it sends a message to whoever’s building them? I most certainly hope so.
370. BENEDETTO Seriously this is a very bad idea.
371. TAYLOR Some things can’t be tolerated.
372. BENEDETTO Don’t you feel it?
373. TAYLOR I don’t feel anything. Now why aren’t they burning down those edifices over there?
374. BENEDETTO Seriously Taylor You really need to listen to me.
375. TAYLOR What you need to do is shut up Mr. Benedetto and thank your lucky stars that I haven’t had you arrested. (ON WALKIE TALKIE) For pity’s sake what’s the hold up over there? Hello? Can anyone hear me over there? What’s the cause of the delay? Hello?
SFX SUDDENLY THERE ARE SCREAMS AT DISTANCE AND A HUGE EXPLOSION AS A TRUCK EXPLODES. ZANE SCRAMBLES AWAY IN PANIC
376. TAYLOR The hell do they think they’re doing?
377. BENEDETTO What’s it look like they’re doing? They’re abandoning their flame throwers and walking away.
378. TAYLOR But they can’t do that.
379. BENEDETTO Well, that’s what they’re fricking doing. They’re walking away because they’ve gone Lonely No More.
SFX ANOTHER HUGE EXPLOSION – TAYLOR ON WALKIE TALKIE
380. TAYLOR You will cease and desist immediately.
381. BENEDETTO Little late for that I’d say.
SFX TAYLOR WALKS AWAY TOWARD THE SOLDIERS
382. TAYLOR (SHOUTS) Where the hell’s Captain Harries? Is Captain Harries here?
383. BENEDETTO The hell are you approaching them for? Taylor stop. Stop.
SFX SUDDENLY THERE ARE MORE SCREAMS AS THE FLAME ENGULFS ALL THE SOLDIER’S PRESENT
SCENE 10 INT. THE WEDDING BANQUET
WE ARE WITH NINA, NIKESH, SYED AND HAROUN, AS CRISTINA ADDRESSES THE GUESTS
384. CRISTINA What does it mean to love? For me it means to give and accept gratefully whatever is given in return. But we who are realists know only too well, life can sometimes dismay and surprise us. The challenge at times like these - and we have all had them - is to know how to forgive in a fashion which does not curdle truth of one’s soul.
Which is why I would not only like to thank Syed over there for his beautiful son Nikesh but also to forgive him. I know that he meant well when he had me investigated over the tragic, and entirely accidental, death of my late beloved husband. And while true that I struggle with occasionally overwhelming feelings of anger and outrage that a total stranger could be so callous as to assume that I was cold blooded murderer of man I had loved passionately and devotedly for fifteen years, I would like to say today - in front of you all - that I not only forgive you Syed but actually thank you for helping me to survive such a horrible experience and grow as person..
THERE IS A LOUD GASP IN THE ROOM.
385. SYED (OVER) That’s a calumny. A ridiculous and grotesque calumny.
386. NIKESH Sit down, baba.
387. NINA Yeh, sit down Syed.
388. SYED But she’s.
390. NIKESH There is no “but she’s”.
391. HAROUN So it’s true. You did have her investigated.
392. SYED Shut up, Haroun.
393. NIKESH Please baba sit down.
SYED DOES SO.
394. CRISTINA Of course when we look at Nina and Nikesh we are not just looking at two beautiful young people who have today made a lasting and lifelong commitment to one another, we’re looking at architects. Architects who have come together to design a better world for themselves and for all of us fortunate enough to know and love them. The world is undoubtedly a cruel and crazy place but as I look at you two sitting there together I see (love and hope embodied in two…).
THERE IS A BUSTLE FROM THE BACK OF THE HOTEL
395. CLIFTON Nina!
NIKESH LEAPS UP FROM THE TABLE
396. NIKESH Unbe-fucking-lievable - Clifton?
397. CLIFTON Sorry to interrupt everyone but the good news is all over the everywhere. We are at last Lonely No More.
NINA STANDS UP
398. NINA Get out of here, Clifton.
399. CLIFTON No no no. I’ve not come here to spoil the party I’ve come to get it started.
HAROUN GOES ACROSS THE ROOM TO CLIFTON – ALL IS CONFUSION AND UPROAR
400. HAROUN You come with me, mate. We can talk outside.
401. SYED For goodness sake, Haroun.
402. NIKESH It’s all right, baba, don’t worry. Haroun can look after himself.
HAROUN SUDDENLY PULLS BACK FROM CLIFTON
403. HAROUN What the fuck, man?
SUDDENLY CLIFTON IS KICKING ABOUT ON THE FLOOR AND MAKING THE CLICKING SOUNDS. NINA RUNS OVER TO CLIFTON
404. NINA (APPR) Step away from him, Haroun. You too Niko.
405. NIKESH You said this was in hand!
406. NINA Just stand back, Niko and let me deal with this.
407. HAROUN No dealing with this. This is the thing.
MIX TO
408. SYED Who is this person?
409. LIV It’s all right Mr. Bhakta.
410. SYED Doesn’t look all right. Is anybody hurt?
411. LIV I, I don’t think so.
412. SYED Oh my god they crashed the cake.
413. LIV Please stand back Mr. Bhakta.
414. SYED (SHOUTS OVER) I don’t feel well. My head.
415. LIV Mr. Bhakta. (SHOUTS) Nina. Nina.
416. NIKESH Baba.
SYED STARTS CLICKING AND THRASHES OUT OF THE HOTEL SENDING TABLES AND CHAIRS
417. NIKESH Liv stop him. Liv?
BUT NOW LIV IS CLICKING & ALL THE OTHER GUESTS SAVE NIKESH, NINA AND HAROUN.
418. NINA Mama?
NINA WANTS TO RUN OVER TO CRISTINA. NIKESH HOLDS HER BACK
419. NIKESH No, Nina. No.
420. NINA But it’s happening to mama.
421. HAROUN It’s happening to everyone.
SFX FROM OUTSIDE CARS CRASH - SCREAMS AND THE UGLY SCRAPE OF GRINDING METAL
422. NIKESH We have to get out of here. This way, Haroun. Follow us.
423. HAROUN No, man I’m going out there to bear witness.
424. NINA For fuck’s sake Haroun come with us.
HAROUN RUNS OFF
425. NIKESH Let’s get the hell out of here. Now.
426. NINA You think.
427. NIKESH Please Nina. Please.
HE DRAGS HER AWAY WITH HIM. WE LEAVE THE CHAOS.
SCENE 11 EXT. THE STREET BRIGHTON
SFX NIKESH AND NINA PAUSE FOR BREATH IN A DOORWAY AND SLUMP DOWN – ALL AROUND THEM ARE THE SOUNDS OF DISTANT DESTRUCTION BUT NO HUMAN VOICES ARE HEARD
428. NIKESH Nina, you OK?
429. NINA Think so.
430. NIKESH Have you a signal on your phone?.
431. NINA Nothing coming through.
432. NIKESH The fuck has happened? The fuck has literally just happened
433. NINA I don’t know.
434. NIKESH Your mum. My dad. Everyone at the reception.
435. NINA Best we breathe.
436. NIKESH Maybe, maybe this is only happening here.
437. NINA Maybe. Get down.
A GROUP OF PEOPLE CLICKING PASS THEM BY
438. NIKESH Tell me you’re seeing this.
439. NINA I’m seeing it but I don’t believe it.
440. NIKESH They’ve all turned. They’ve all turned haven’t they?
441. NINA They’re all heading for the sea front aren’t they.
442. NIKESH Where we just ran away from.
443. NIKESH Don’t seem to be interested in us at all do they?
444. NINA They don’t, no. No, they don’t. Come on.
445. NIKESH You come on. Come on where?
446. NINA Don’t you want to see where they’re going?
447. NIKESH No.
448. NINA I need to see this.
449. NIKESH And if they turn on us?
450. NINA I don’t think, I really don’t think they’re going to do that.
451. NIKESH You don’t? Why don’t you?
452. NINA Let’s go.
NINA WALKS AWAY AFTER THE CLICKERS
453. NIKESH Well, this is going to be one hell of an anniversary story.